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Steam News5 March 20264mo ago

File Hoard is Now Available!

It's here. The download has finished. (Ironic, really.) File Hoard is out now! Click. Download. Hoard. Repeat. The progress bar of your dreams is finally real. Start with a single click.

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Full File Hoard update

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  • UI and audio
  • Events
changedFile Hoard is out now!Click. Download. Hoard. Repeat. The progress bar of your dreams is finally real. Start with a single click. End up stealing your neighbour's WiFi, building a botnet, and eventually becoming the internet itself. You know, normal Tuesday stuff.
changedWhat's in the box?Random events - mom picked up the phone again

File Hoard changes

changedClick. Download. Hoard. Repeat. The progress bar of your dreams is finally real. Start with a single click. End up stealing your neighbour's WiFi, building a botnet, and eventually becoming the internet itself. You know, normal Tuesday stuff.
changedRandom events - mom picked up the phone again

It's here. The download has finished. (Ironic, really.)

File Hoard is out now!

Click. Download. Hoard. Repeat. The progress bar of your dreams is finally real. Start with a single click. End up stealing your neighbour's WiFi, building a botnet, and eventually becoming the internet itself. You know, normal Tuesday stuff.

Launch Week: 10% Off

For a limited time, hoard files for less. Your hard drive would want this.

What's in the box?

  • 15 generators - from humble cursors to undersea cables

  • Prestige system - archive to tape, start fresh, go harder

  • 53 achievements - some of which you probably shouldn't be proud of

  • Random events - mom picked up the phone again

  • Steam Cloud - your hoard syncs across devices

  • Full controller & Steam Deck support - hoard from the couch

Steam Deck

Fully playable on Steam Deck with optimised fonts, resolution, and controller navigation. Download files on the go. Nobody can stop you.

We'd love to hear what you think - leave a review, report bugs, or just tell us how many clicks deep you are.

Happy hoarding.

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Steam News / 5 March 2026

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