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Steam News6 June 20251y ago

CONTENT UPDATE! PATCH 1.2 - "Beach, Please"

Patch Notes - Version 1.2 — “Beach, Please!” I've decided to add some upgrades that will stay FOREVER. Yes, your runs are now permanently buffed, baby.

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addedI've decided to add some upgrades that will stay FOREVER.
changedIt’s not just a math bonus, it’s a minigame! Hit the glowing red mark in time and you'll generate an explosion of max-tier Tears like never before. Cooldown-based. High reward. Get good.
added🎵 NEW: Permanent Background Themes + Visuals Every unlocked episode now comes with its own background art and music ... and they’re permanent once earned!
addedSmaller Update/QoL: Offline Production Tracker You can now check how many Tears Lil John earned while you were away in his Shop Page! Yes, he kept punching. Yes, since the first patch. Yes, he’s tired. But you’re rich now.

Patch Notes - Version 1.2 — “Beach, Please!”

I've decided to add some upgrades that will stay FOREVER.

Yes, your runs are now permanently buffed, baby.

🌀 ETERNAL POWER: Weak Spot Unleashed Transcendence now unlocks Eternal Upgrades!

First up: Weak Spot.

It’s not just a math bonus, it’s a minigame! Hit the glowing red mark in time and you'll generate an explosion of max-tier Tears like never before. Cooldown-based. High reward. Get good.

🎵 NEW: Permanent Background Themes + Visuals Every unlocked episode now comes with its own background art and music... and they’re permanent once earned!

Switch up your vibe. Let your punches hit on beat.

CLICK TO PUNCH - BEACH EPISODE THEME

  • EPISODE 1 -> 🌴 BEACH EPISODE: For the Chill Grinders Unlockable via Transcendence, Beach Mode gives you the highest passive Tear generation yet. Less clicking, more sipping. The soundtrack? Sunny. The gains? Soaked in value.

  • EPISODE 2 -> ??? (comment!)

Smaller Update/QoL: Offline Production Tracker You can now check how many Tears Lil John earned while you were away in his Shop Page! Yes, he kept punching. Yes, since the first patch. Yes, he’s tired. But you’re rich now.

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