Steam News12 July 202511mo ago

⚔️ GAME UPDATE! Patch Notes — Version 1.5: “MINOR MADNESS? MAJOR UPGRADES.”

🛒 NEW APOCALYPSE SHOP PAGE: "MINOR MADNESS" Oh, you thought the Shop with TEARS was done? NOPE. Unlock this page and start buying upgrades that scale forever (or until your sanity breaks).

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added🛒 NEW APOCALYPSE SHOP PAGE: "MINOR MADNESS"

changedOh, you thought the Shop with TEARS was done? NOPE. Unlock this page and start buying upgrades that scale forever (or until your sanity breaks).

changed"Apocalyptic Threat HP? More like Apocalyptic Threat... less HP."

changedPermanently reduce Threat HP by +0.2% per level (stacks, because why not ).

addedNew "Minor Madness" page in Apocalypse Shop: long-term scaling upgrades!

changedErode Threat HP or buff Spirit Barrage — forever .

🛒 NEW APOCALYPSE SHOP PAGE: "MINOR MADNESS"

Oh, you thought the Shop with TEARS was done? NOPE. Unlock this page and start buying upgrades that scale forever (or until your sanity breaks).

🔪 THREAT EROSION

"Apocalyptic Threat HP? More like Apocalyptic Threat... less HP."

Permanently reduce Threat HP by +0.2% per level (stacks, because why not).

"Wait, isn’t this just cheating?"Shhh, it’s strategic long-term suffering.

👻 SPIRIT POWER

"Anyone could be the Spirit Barrage user in here!"

Boost Spirit Barrage power by +1% per level (cumulative, because math is fun).

You’ll notice this around level 50. Or maybe not. Just punch the s**t out of the bag.

🧩 TL;DR

New "Minor Madness" page in Apocalypse Shop: long-term scaling upgrades!
Erode Threat HP or buff Spirit Barrage — forever.
The Shop is now officially a conspiracy board. Embrace it.

"Click now. Think later. The numbers only go up."

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Steam News / 12 July 2025

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