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Steam News9 February 20264mo ago

A GENTLEMEN'S MEDIEVAL MELEE

‘Tis but a flesh wound! Medieval Update Changes! The medieval update is our largest content update yet since the full release of A Gentlemen’s Dispute.

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What changed

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  • Maps
  • Balance
  • Gameplay
  • Store
  • Performance
addedMedieval Update Changes!The medieval update is our largest content update yet since the full release of A Gentlemen’s Dispute. With it comes two brand new maps:
changedArmy CampThe ancestral lineage of the Blue gentlemen and the Red gentlemen hangs in the balance - each family has set up camp and prepare to do battle. Dispute to determine who will lead each side into battle and set the future course of all Gentlefolk!
addedThe CastleThe ancient home of the Blue gentlemen is under siege, and this dispute will determine who becomes the new Lord of Gentlefolk. Be wary of the castle gate, after years of disrepair it seems to have a mind of its own…
addedNew Hazard: CatapultOn the medieval maps the cannon has been replaced with a new traditional hazard - the catapult!
changedNew CosmeticsKnight outfit
addedNew Cosmetics10 new Hats

A Gentlemen's Dispute changes

addedThe medieval update is our largest content update yet since the full release of A Gentlemen’s Dispute. With it comes two brand new maps:
changedThe ancestral lineage of the Blue gentlemen and the Red gentlemen hangs in the balance - each family has set up camp and prepare to do battle. Dispute to determine who will lead each side into battle and set the future course of all Gentlefolk!
addedThe ancient home of the Blue gentlemen is under siege, and this dispute will determine who becomes the new Lord of Gentlefolk. Be wary of the castle gate, after years of disrepair it seems to have a mind of its own…
addedOn the medieval maps the cannon has been replaced with a new traditional hazard - the catapult!
changedKnight outfit

‘Tis but a flesh wound!

Medieval Update Changes!

The medieval update is our largest content update yet since the full release of A Gentlemen’s Dispute. With it comes two brand new maps:

Army Camp

The ancestral lineage of the Blue gentlemen and the Red gentlemen hangs in the balance - each family has set up camp and prepare to do battle. Dispute to determine who will lead each side into battle and set the future course of all Gentlefolk!

The Castle

The ancient home of the Blue gentlemen is under siege, and this dispute will determine who becomes the new Lord of Gentlefolk. Be wary of the castle gate, after years of disrepair it seems to have a mind of its own…

New Hazard: Catapult

On the medieval maps the cannon has been replaced with a new traditional hazard - the catapult!

5 New Items

Sword - This melee allows you to dash forward and then attack in a spinning flurry!

Cheese Wheel - This classic throwable also makes for a great evening dish! Bonk your enemies with the bouncing spinning glory of cheese.

Beehive - Enemies who activate this trap will need to avoid the relentless onslaught of bees!

Mutton Stick - This melee provides the dual purpose of classic melee utility and a delicious meal! Hitting your enemies grants a bonus heal!

Lance - This vehicle item can ram your enemies and stick them into walls, leaving them vulnerable to follow up attacks!

2 New Perks

Whiff - Missing with a melee item grants a bonus use

Home Run - Melee items do bonus knockback

New Cosmetics

  • Knight outfit

  • 10 new Hats

In celebration of the Steam PvP Fest, this update will be a two-parter! Keep an eye out for a bonus new mode coming at the end of this week!

Full Medieval Update Patch Notes

New Maps:

  • The Castle

  • Army Camp

New Items:

  • Lance

  • Cheese Wheel

  • Beehive

  • Mutton Stick

  • Sword

New Perks:

  • Whiff

  • Home Run

New Cosmetics

  • Knight outfit

  • Ranger Helm

  • 7 Knight Helmets

  • Coif

  • Lady Coif

Fixes

  • Various performance improvements

Grab the game or gift to your friends with a 25% discount during the Steam PvP Fest through February 16th!

A Gentlemens Dispute

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Steam News / 9 February 2026

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