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#2008Minifix - Build 2008
Updates in Build 2008 fix for slowdown in uncapped mode with vsync on - zoom in and zoom out can now be assigned to gamepad/mouse buttons - option (in misc) to force the dpad to be used for zooming
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Zortch
Also known as Zortch, steam:2443360, z
Meet Zortch Maxinum: short order cook, amateur engineer and professional slacker; Bored and tired of her day job she decides to go on a holiday but alas she picks a cheap option: turns out it's a scheme by aliens who capture humans to eat their brains! also this game is a sci-fi horror comedy fps
Last update
16 May 2026
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2
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1
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Browse past updates and patch notes for this game.
- March 2025
- Minifix - Build 2005Updates in Build 2005 fix for toggle crouch when both toggle crouch and toggle sprint is enabled - fix for sniper zoom view on wide screens
- February 2025
- Minifix - Build 2003A small fix that prevents you from saving when defeated also a fix for the all secrets achievement now you no longer have to beat the full game to get it and once again I'd like to apogolise for implementing it like tha…
- December 2024
- You can now get DOSMan:Space Aliens in Space! bundled with Zortch! https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/48792/Green_and_Mean/Store
- May 2024
- Patch - Build 2000Updates in Build 2000 fix for left and right mouse click (if windows settings are set for left handed) - fix for picking up jumping barrels - save finished level stats (highest skill map was beaten at and number of secr…
- March 2024
- Patch - Build 1984Updates in Build 1984 replaced timing functions - fix for footstep sound option in menu - option to boost far sounds (in options->misc) update: Build 1986 - a tiny fix for the new timer Build 1987 - option to revert bac…
- February 2024
- Patch - Build 1980Updates in Build 1980 allow turning off shotgun idle animation - added 'Not that MAXED' difficulty: same as MAXED but without respawning enemies added nearest texture filtering option: non filtered textures for all you…
- December 2023
- Patch - Build 1977Updates in Build 1977 major optimisations for collisions and character animation - fix for default crouch key specials thanks go for 'bulion warzywny' for testing!
- October 2023
- Patch - Build 1972Updates in Build 1972 option to bind next and previous gun to keyboard - only show multi monitor button when supported - small fix for map rendering performance - fix for camera in uncapped mode: travelling on metro - f…
- September 2023
- Patch - Build 1966Updates in Build 1966 camera update for uncapped mode - fix for ambient sound panning - fix for shatter animation speed in uncapped mode - map fixes for E1M2 and D1M2
- August 2023
- You can now get Chop Goblins and Zortch together as a bundle! store.steampowered.com/bundle/34615/Chop_and_Zortch/Store
- Patch - Build 1959Updates in Build 1959 added new extra visible crosshairs - crosshair color now can be changed - gamepad fixes - gamepad is on by default - gamepad can take over as the mouse in the menu - fix for binding the alt key - f…
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Community progression
Top picks from 39 Steam achievements, sorted by player unlock rates.
- Defeated Rare Enemy 2or watched the demo long enough37.9%
- Gibbed Rare Enemy 5Jumping Brute with Grenade Launcher29.2%
- Unexpected EventI did not expect this to happen25.0%
- First BossDefeated the Brainsucker Commander24.8%
- It's Mine Now!All mine!21.7%
- Defeated Rare Enemy 3Female Brute Commander21.6%