The nipplest update of all the updates

WELL HELLO THERE Welcome to this wonderous update full of things and stuff, turtle things and stuff. Stuff that was drawn by the most awesome sir GonzoSSM the 1rst of his name, who you may or may not know him from that Toss the Turtle game of yore. And if you do, remember that it was nearly 10 years ago and now you are old and have responsibilities like needing to pay rent, bills, probably having high cholesterol due to your sedentary lifestyle, and deer god what am I doing with my life. Where was I, oh, right, update content! This event has gallons of new stuff, Mister Gonzo did some really rad stuff with the new map/environment/enemies/my new pony tramp-stamp tattoo, but wait, there's more!

• New World for a limited time only

• New Unique Items also for a limited time only

• New Scalable difficulty boss forever, until the event ends

• Bulleted list for a limited time only forever

• Quality of life change: By popular demand, you can now press 0 to enable all skills

• Quality of life change: Surrender button should appear on each phases now, you quitters

• UI Changes, stuff should no longer get on two lines

• Moar UI changes: stuff should also flash red when failing to activate

• Item dump timer is gone, BAI

• Hopefully fixed more bugs than we just introduced

Also had some important changes to event currency mechanics:

• Drop chance can now reach 0% upon hitting cap.

• Cap is still calculated every 4 hours

• Items that increment currency drops increment cap by the same amount (i.e. +drop items won't push you to cap faster).

We're super excited to have Gonzo contribute his kind of crazy to the project, I really hope ya'll enjoy it all as much as we had fun doing it. If there's anything, please reach out to @lachhh & @Kojak on the tweet box, or join our community Discord channel thing . If none of that tickles your fancy, you can always yell at us on our official reddit sub or straight up email us at feedback@zombidle.com, hot dang that's a lot of ways to connect, we're just a linkedin profile short of being true millennials. Thanks to each and everyone of you for all the awesome support you've shown us since we've launched, you guys make it all worth it!