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This game will come out Monday, August 25. Since today is Monday, August 18, the nature of time as measured by man dictates that this game will be out in ONE WEEK. Which is good, I'm all burnt out like a big old piece of burnt, burnt toast. Prepare yourself for just the totally raddest, ultimate, and most best gaming experience since Kameo: Elements of Power. Alright, see ya.
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