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Happy 4th of July!

What's up, guys? It's time to dust off that Freedom Blaster and celebrate the 4th of July Weed Shop style by trying to complete nonsensical seasonal tasks! Have a good one, peace!

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  • Gameplay
  • Performance
  • Fixes
  • Balance
changedWhat's up, guys? It's time to dust off that Freedom Blaster and celebrate the 4th of July Weed Shop style by trying to complete nonsensical seasonal tasks!
changedFrequently Asked Questionsːws_cornː WTF a seasonal event? ːws_damanː It's a limited-time event featuring ways to boost your XP & cash flow, free loot, and one-of-a-kind rewards.
changedFrequently Asked Questionsːws_cornː How do I start the event? ːws_damanː As long as you're lvl 10 (or above), running the game on Potato quality settings (or above), and have Seasonal Events toggled on in Sandbox Settings, the event will start as soon as you load in.
changedFrequently Asked Questionsːws_cornː Why do my customers keep asking for Dankey Doodle? ːws_damanː Because... seasonal event.
changedFrequently Asked Questionsːws_cornː What if I don't wanna waste my time on this stupid event? ːws_damanː Turn Seasonal Events off in Sandbox Settings, Save, and Reload.
addedFrequently Asked Questionsːws_cornː What's the point in doing it all over again? ːws_damanː There isn't any... unless you want to score the new and improved Americal Eagle.

Weed Shop 3 changes

changedWhat's up, guys? It's time to dust off that Freedom Blaster and celebrate the 4th of July Weed Shop style by trying to complete nonsensical seasonal tasks!
changedːws_cornː WTF a seasonal event? ːws_damanː It's a limited-time event featuring ways to boost your XP & cash flow, free loot, and one-of-a-kind rewards.
changedːws_cornː How do I start the event? ːws_damanː As long as you're lvl 10 (or above), running the game on Potato quality settings (or above), and have Seasonal Events toggled on in Sandbox Settings, the event will start as soon as you load in.
changedːws_cornː Why do my customers keep asking for Dankey Doodle? ːws_damanː Because... seasonal event.
changedːws_cornː What if I don't wanna waste my time on this stupid event? ːws_damanː Turn Seasonal Events off in Sandbox Settings, Save, and Reload.

What's up, guys? It's time to dust off that Freedom Blaster and celebrate the 4th of July Weed Shop style by trying to complete nonsensical seasonal tasks!

Have a good one, peace!

We've been doing this for a while now and can pretty much predict the way this announcement is going to go down... so here's a quick FAQ compiled by ChatGPT and Jeff ːws_damanː

Frequently Asked Questions

ːws_cornː WTF a seasonal event? ːws_damanː It's a limited-time event featuring ways to boost your XP & cash flow, free loot, and one-of-a-kind rewards.

ːws_cornː How long does it last? ːws_damanː 7 days

ːws_cornː How do I start the event? ːws_damanː As long as you're lvl 10 (or above), running the game on Potato quality settings (or above), and have Seasonal Events toggled on in Sandbox Settings, the event will start as soon as you load in.

ːws_cornː So what's up with all the balloons? ːws_damanː Check Mission Control.

ːws_cornː Why do my customers keep asking for Dankey Doodle? ːws_damanː Because... seasonal event.

ːws_cornː What if I don't wanna waste my time on this stupid event? ːws_damanː Turn Seasonal Events off in Sandbox Settings, Save, and Reload.

ːws_cornː Is this the exact same shit from last year? ːws_damanː Yes!

ːws_cornː What's the point in doing it all over again? ːws_damanː There isn't any... unless you want to score the new and improved Americal Eagle.

ːws_cornː So it's not an update, big fat L! ːws_damanː Not a question but also yes.... We did make some minor changes tho:

Frequently Dissed Progress

ːws_peaceː Made multiple performance improvements and optimizations across the board.

ːws_peaceː Rebalanced the preloader to prevent crashes and hard-freezes on HDD installs.

ːws_peaceː Fixed the freezing NPC glitch caused by Meowies being under attack.

ːws_peaceː Improved the Crunk mechanics.

ːws_peaceː Added a few new items to the Dope Market: Huge Safe, Double Workstation, and the Double Stuffer.

ːws_peaceː Kept on working on the next thing... so if you run into anything that we haven't mentioned here, take solace in the fact that there's 50/50 chance it's going to make sense when the next patch notes come out ːws_damanː

HAPPY FOURTH Y'ALL!

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Steam News / 4 July 2023

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