Mere days before release!

MERE, I say! Weebish Mines will drop this Friday, April 21st for everyone. In addition to being a tough, old school Metroidvania it'll also be 20% off the already low retail price of $2.99. So what can you get instead of Weebish Mines this Friday?

• 2 McDonalds hashbrowns

• 3 donuts at Dunkin Donuts

• A few tubes of an acrylic paint set

• 1/3 cup of a small Starbucks anything

If you could buy Weebish Mines 14 times for your friends, you could've also named a star at Star Register.com, but honestly that's the stupidest thing ever. If you could buy Weebish Mines 169,583 times for your friends, you could have also bought a 2016 Lamborghini Aventador LP700-4, and then we'd all smack you.