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Steam News24 March 20263mo ago

Dev Blog: The Mystic

Namaste! We got word that you missed us. Pretty clingy, but that's okay! We missed you too. That's why we've been working on a new role to make it up to you, hopefully hitting the game in the near future. The Mystic!

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addedWe got word that you missed us. Pretty clingy, but that's okay! We missed you too. That's why we've been working on a new role to make it up to you, hopefully hitting the game in the near future.
addedThe Mystic!The Mystic's abilities are affected by the twelve signs of the Zodiac. Not content with just a single astrological sign, the Mystic gains new abilities every single round as the wheel of the Zodiac keeps turning. Take for instance the Aquarius:
changedThe Mystic!When the Virgo is active, the Mystic's chances of winning the lottery are greatly increased! This time, the ticket really might be the one!

Namaste!

We got word that you missed us. Pretty clingy, but that's okay! We missed you too. That's why we've been working on a new role to make it up to you, hopefully hitting the game in the near future.

The Mystic!

This eccentric weirdo is deeply spiritual, believing that we're all connected through strands of fate or whatever. Maybe they're on to something, however, as the stars themselves affect the Mystic in various ways!

The Mystic's abilities are affected by the twelve signs of the Zodiac. Not content with just a single astrological sign, the Mystic gains new abilities every single round as the wheel of the Zodiac keeps turning. Take for instance the Aquarius:

When the Aquarius is active, the Mystic will gain happiness from performing hygiene activities, such as washing their hands, showering at the gym, or bathing in the pond. This will only last for a round, however, as the next symbol might just be the Virgo:

When the Virgo is active, the Mystic's chances of winning the lottery are greatly increased! This time, the ticket really might be the one!

"Wait a minute! The Virgo doesn't follow the Aquarius in the Zodiac!"a strawman reader of the dev blog comments.

Well, that's because you're following the mainstream Zodiac. The Mystic's relationship with the stars is very deep, an a rational normie like you would never understand. Unless, of course, you try the role for yourself when it becomes available in the next update.

When is the next update coming? Let me tell you all about that in an upcoming dev blog!

Until next time!

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