THE FLIPS ARE FAIR NOW.

HEADS. HEADS. HEADS. HEADS. HEADS. HEADS.

Gamers, I have heard your pain. I have listened to each and every one of your pleas. Your conspiracies that Unfair Flips is too unfair, too capricious. And frankly, I agree.

Therefore, I have updated the game to fix this error. Announcing:

FAIR FLIPS is the new skill-based version of Unfair Flips. For the next 24 hours only, YOU can test your true mettle in coin flipping. No more randomness; just simple skill. YOU know in your heart whether you're good at coin flipping, or whether you've been coddled by the simple ups and downs of probability. Now there is no more luck. There is only skill.

And, for the top 10% of gamers, those who can TRULY NAIL that final coin flip, there's a new ending (with the exact same achievement as the old ending, but a cool graphic in-game):

See how I got that in ten flips? That's because I'm the world's best coin flipper. Who thinks they can hit second place?

Anyways, your current Unfair Flips saves are safe and sound, but this new version of the game has its own save slot, so you'll start from the very beginning. We wouldn't want people using luck to cheat, now would we?

APRIL FOOLS GOGGLES ENABLED

Hey y'all! Thanks so much for enjoying Unfair Flips. I hope you like this alternate version, which some may call a form of psychological torture! If you'd prefer to play the normal game, you can use the beta code tailstailstails to continue your regular coin flipping experience. (Also, if you want to keep playing this significantly more toxic version of the game after April Fool's Day is over, you can use the beta code ultimategamer to continue in this doomed reality!)

The two versions of the game are mechanically identical, but run on different save files, so you don't get gamer slime on your normal coin flipping (or normal coin flipping in your gamer slime)!

Anyways, I've got a bunch of exciting news happening soonish. Over the past few months, a team and I have been working on a spiritual sequel to Unfair Flips. It's a very different game mechanically/tonally, but it retains the same ethos: "Here is the entirety of an experience. You know exactly what you're signing up for within seconds. Let's explore what happens in what follows." Also it's a horror game, which is fun!

One final note for the April Fools version, which may spoil the joke: for all intents and purposes, it's mechanically identical to the base game. The only real differences are in how it presents itself, what information it gives to the player, and how the 10x heads ending looks.

APRIL FOOLS GOGGLES DISABLED

That's all for this time, gamers! Now that I've switched to skill-based coin flipping, I haven't hit tails once. Can you say the same?

Best, Heather Flowers Ultimate Gamer

HEADS. HEADS. HEADS. HEADS. HEADS. HEADS.