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Steam News1 April 20263mo ago

Jamie Paige Update!

The community has been incredibly excited for it since the announcement, so I'm sure a lot of you are waiting on bated breath for news about the upcoming Jamie Paige DLC!

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  • Balance
  • Gameplay
  • UI and audio
changedThe community has been incredibly excited for it since the announcement, so I'm sure a lot of you are waiting on bated breath for news about the upcoming Jamie Paige DLC! One song has been mentioned a lot, and we've taken notice. Here's some news about something I bet none of you actually saw coming... the song DO NO HARM by JAMIE PAIGE, MARCY NABORS, and PENNY PARKER : View store page more like...waiting on baited breath...because...april fool s
addedAnd that's not an April Fool's joke, it's actually out today! Actually. On PC. So it's probably out for you! (on consoles it'll be a little bit later in the month.) Despite ostensibly being a parody of another very famous song from a video game, Do No Harm is kind of almost bad at being a joke because it's so good at being a song, and it fits the game really well. The song is considered an early release within our main April update, meaning one additional song (an aforementioned game collaboration) and a new STAR chart will still be arriving later in the month.
addedPATCH 1.8.3 CHANGESDO NO HARM by JAMIE PAIGE, MARCY NABORS, and PENNY PARKER has been added to the arcade mode
fixedPATCH 1.8.3 CHANGESFixed certain UI elements being blocked by environment visuals in the alleyway_show, warehouse_show, and underground_show

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changedThe community has been incredibly excited for it since the announcement, so I'm sure a lot of you are waiting on bated breath for news about the upcoming Jamie Paige DLC! One song has been mentioned a lot, and we've taken notice. Here's some news about something I bet none of you actually saw coming... the song DO NO HARM by JAMIE PAIGE, MARCY NABORS, and PENNY PARKER : View store page more like...waiting on baited breath...because...april fool s
addedAnd that's not an April Fool's joke, it's actually out today! Actually. On PC. So it's probably out for you! (on consoles it'll be a little bit later in the month.) Despite ostensibly being a parody of another very famous song from a video game, Do No Harm is kind of almost bad at being a joke because it's so good at being a song, and it fits the game really well. The song is considered an early release within our main April update, meaning one additional song (an aforementioned game collaboration) and a new STAR chart will still be arriving later in the month.
addedDO NO HARM by JAMIE PAIGE, MARCY NABORS, and PENNY PARKER has been added to the arcade mode
fixedFixed certain UI elements being blocked by environment visuals in the alleyway_show, warehouse_show, and underground_show

The community has been incredibly excited for it since the announcement, so I'm sure a lot of you are waiting on bated breath for news about the upcoming Jamie Paige DLC! One song has been mentioned a lot, and we've taken notice. Here's some news about something I bet none of you actually saw coming... the song DO NO HARM by JAMIE PAIGE, MARCY NABORS, and PENNY PARKER: View store page more like...waiting on baited breath...because...april fool s

Okay! So no, actually, today we are not telling you any songs that are going to drop in the Jamie Paige DLC. We're telling you one that won't. Sorry! DO NO HARM is not going to be a part of the paid DLC.

That's because it's free and is part of the game!

And that's not an April Fool's joke, it's actually out today! Actually. On PC. So it's probably out for you! (on consoles it'll be a little bit later in the month.) Despite ostensibly being a parody of another very famous song from a video game, Do No Harm is kind of almost bad at being a joke because it's so good at being a song, and it fits the game really well. The song is considered an early release within our main April update, meaning one additional song (an aforementioned game collaboration) and a new STAR chart will still be arriving later in the month.

Here's the full patch notes:

PATCH 1.8.3 CHANGES

  • DO NO HARM by JAMIE PAIGE, MARCY NABORS, and PENNY PARKER has been added to the arcade mode

  • Fixed certain UI elements being blocked by environment visuals in the alleyway_show, warehouse_show, and underground_show

  • that's it

  • thanks to penny parker for letting me use the do no harm video in the video announcement

  • Dylan.

More soon! Always.

<3 D-CELL

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Steam News / 1 April 2026

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