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This Is Why We Don't Play Golf

Also known as This Is Why We Don't Play Golf, steam:3811890, this is why we dont play golf

Golfing, but up a bizarre mountain where every 'I got it!' is a lie. A chaotic co-op physics platformer where falling is half the fun... probably.

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19 May 2026

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Patch notesPublished 15 Oct 2025

v1.0.4Demo 1.0.4 on beta and next fest is going great!

Demo 1.0.4 is on the beta branch! Once again, I will be using the beta branch before making changes public just in case you people find some silly bugs. If you don't know how to start the beta, here is how: Right click…

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October 2025
Demo 1.0.3 is on the beta branch! So, to start rolling out some changes I decided to use a beta branch in case anything breaks or goes weird. This update in particular should be safe since it doesn't really have anythin…v1.0.314 changesFixCompatibilityPatch notes01 Oct 2025

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