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The Useless Wizard

Also known as The Useless Wizard, steam:3965190, the-useless-wizard

An alcoholic wizard with no spells, only rocks, must save his village from depraved monster hordes. Tactical action, chaotic weapon combos, and dark humor collide in this unique twist on the Vampire Survivors formula!

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21 May 2026

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AnnouncementPublished 24 Oct 2025

🧙‍♂️ The Useless Wizard is now available in Early Access! 🎉

It’s official, the village’s most incompetent wizard has stumbled out of retirement! Monsters are invading, villagers are screaming, and apparently… no one else wants to deal with it. You play as Rincebrew, a wizard wit…

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October 2025
It’s happening! The village is under attack, monsters are everywhere, and the only “hero” around is… a retired alcoholic wizard with no magic who only throws rocks. Yes, rocks. Embrace the chaos, try to save a few villa…3 changesGameplayStore13 Oct 2025

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