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The Stonks Market

Also known as The Stonks Market, sm, steam:1554080

Gamble your entire life savings on ludicrous stock trades hoping to get rich or die trying in this hilarious narrative misadventure about winning at capitalism.

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20 May 2026
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Stonks Market Crashes 40% - New Low Price!

Attention investors! The Stonks Market has suffered a tremendous loss in value overnight, dropping 40% of its price at open this morning. It's reached a new all-time low of $2.99 USD and it's uncertain whether it will e…

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Top picks from 13 Steam achievements, sorted by player unlock rates.

  • Start GameStarted the game.96.5%
  • Bought the HypeTook your friend's advice and bought some $BUMP76.0%
  • PrepperTook your uncle's advice and bought some $SUCX67.3%
  • Big LossManage to lose over 50% of your initial investment53.3%
  • All DoneCompleted the game44.8%
  • Paper HandsSell a stock while it's down over 30% on the day40.6%