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The Holy Gosh Darn
Also known as The Holy Gosh Darn, hgd, holy gosh darn
Play as Cassiel, a foul-mouthed angel trapped in a time loop with a mission to save Heaven. Use the magical clock bestowed upon you from Death (yes, that Death, from Manual Samuel, stop asking) to jump between timelines across Heaven, Hell, Earth and Helheim to stop Heaven from going boom. Again.
Last update
19 May 2026
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20 updates
June 2025
- ☀️ Steam Summer Sale is Here!☀️The Steam Summer Sale is finally here and it's time to enjoy all the games you've been eyeing up for ages but your wallet just wouldn't allow you to get. The weather may be hot, but the deals are hotter! The Holy Gosh D…
May 2025
- 🔥 Camp Yog Sale!The Camp Yog Sale, organized by our lovely publishers Yogscast Games, is now live! The Holy Gosh Darn is part of the celebration with a 60% discount. If you've been following our journey or have us sitting in your wishl…
February 2025
- The last patch ever, he boldly proclaimed- Fixed an issue with wrong game message and a missing hint when unlocking vertical dash, understandably causing players to not understand what the h*ll is going on. - Added exclusive fullscreen support.
- Minor fixes- Fixed a rare case where the player could soft lock the game while talking to Hel. - Fixed a case where the player could enter the bus after being thrown out by Beelze. - Fixed a case where the game could save in the m…
- Hotfix- Fixed the log entry for Hell Currency not unlocking.
December 2024
- 😇 Holy Smokes! Our Biggest Discount Ever at 40% Off!Listen up! ⏰ Time might be looping and timelines going haywire, and now our discounts are getting wilder too! The Holy Gosh Darn joins the Steam Winter Sale with its highest ever discount at 40% off (and that's no heave…
- Happy Holidays everyone!It’s been quite a year for us at Perfectly Paranormal, with the release of The Holy Gosh Darn. We’re super proud of how it turned out and the insanely good reviews for it. Looking at the stats from Steam the median play…
- The Holy Gosh Darn is part of TGAGWCAGA 2024!We’re thrilled to announce that the Holy Gosh Darn will be featured in TGAGWCAGA 2024 — The Game Awards for Games Who Can't Afford the Game Awards! This one-of-a-kind indie showcase is streaming this Friday, December 13…
November 2024
- No game is complete without a bangin soundtrack! And since it is Tuesday we thought it only right to drop the OST for The Holy Gosh Darn today! 25 insane bangin' tracks for you to enjoy! Go check it out! You've never se…Patch notes
- Holy smokes guys! The Holy Gosh Darn is having its first ever discount as a part of the Yogscast Games Publisher sale, A whopping 33% off! Come enjoy the different puzzles and witty humour that will have you laughing ou…Patch notes
- Minor patch- Added option to disable any vomiting in the game. This should mute any gagging audio and the actual vomiting visuals. - Fixed Cassiel annoyance level on some dialogs - Fixed Cassiel thinking she has more money in her…
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Top picks from 36 Steam achievements, sorted by player unlock rates.
- ...of MythologyHidden61.0%
- ...of HumanityHidden58.1%
- ...of UpgradabilityHidden57.8%
- ...of MockeryInsult one Elder.54.9%
- ...of PurgatoryHidden54.6%
- ...of ModularityInstall the wardrobe module.44.9%