Mortholme Surprise Weekend Sale (40% off!)

𝒪𝐹𝐹𝐼𝒞𝐼𝒜𝐿 𝒟𝐸𝒞𝑅𝐸𝐸 𝐹𝑅𝒪𝑀 𝒯𝐻𝐸 𝒟𝒜𝑅𝒦 𝒬𝒰𝐸𝐸𝒩 𝒪𝐹 𝑀𝒪𝑅𝒯𝐻𝒪𝐿𝑀𝐸

ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕚𝕝𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕕𝕒𝕪, 𝕄𝕒𝕪 𝟙𝟝𝕥𝕙, 𝕐𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝟚𝟘𝟚𝟞

📜 📜 📜 📜 📜 📜 📜 📜 📜

𝕾𝖚𝖇𝖏𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖘

These hallowed halls speak to me.

They echo with shrieks and cries from Mortholme’s former kings, queens, princes, assassins, and heroes. They themselves seemingly echo through this hallowed throne; they yearn for financial comeuppance. These phantoms claim that a tactful gift is necessary to keep the Kingdom of Mortholme pacified.

And thus,

Today, tomorrow, and the day after — the chronicle of my dark tale, The Dark Queen of Mortholme, will such be on sale in the market at forty percent of its normal price.

Act quickly, lest I tax the commonwealth to shreds.

I demand your patronage.

𝑀𝑜𝓊𝓇𝓃𝒻𝓊𝓁𝓁𝓎,

𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝒬𝓊𝑒𝑒𝓃