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Orbiting hammer visual fix
Orbiting hammer visual fix The previous patch lead to an unpleasant visual hiccup in the orbiting hammers. This has been fixed. Cheers, Swamp Donkey Interactive
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TEEFS
Also known as TEEFS, steam:4401500, t
TEEFS is a goblin and ork themed idle clicker where you build a wildly unethical TEEFS based economy from the ground up. The dawn of da great green bonkin' machine is yours to command. Make da valley green. Make da sky green. Make da water green. Its your great green destiny, now go fulfill it!
Last update
21 Jun 2026
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12 updates
June 2026
- Optimization pass, with a little upgrade change.The big change with this housekeeping update leading up to the big update in da sky is the rebalancing of upgrades. I have been told by multiple players that the upgrades are a bit too expensive early game and not expen…
May 2026
- Da Near Future Roadmap Its here, the thing that someone was definitely waiting for, a roadmap for what this game will release in the near future. I'd love to give exact dates, but I am just one man... I mean Ork. Steam…Patch notes
- Patch notes I have heard the feedback, and I have made the Meta upgrades within the Great Green Reset. This is not just moving numbers around, this is an entire overhaul. I hope you all enjoy! Overhaul changes: Greenski…Patch notes
- Patch notes -Fought (insert god you don't like here) to get this working but my forehead and me pulled through. I hope Steam achievements are working for everyone again, and if they aren't let me know. For now, I sleep…Patch notes
- Patch notes Another patch to help ease the frustration of steam achievement compatibility issues with some players.Patch notes
- Patch Notes -Working on finding the mystery bug on why my steam achievements are not working for most users. This patch should be a step in the right directionPatch notes
- Patch notes -Pre-existing steam achievements should now register as active achievements for players.Patch notes
- Patch Notes -Added a steam achievement bridge to handle steam achievements more consistently.Patch notes
- Stability buildStability build 01
- Steam Achievement iteration 10iteration 10, Steam Achievement
- Steam achievement iteration 9iteration 9 Steam achievement.
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Community progression
Top picks from 69 Steam achievements, sorted by player unlock rates.
- First BonkHidden72.2%
- First Investment OpportunityHidden70.8%
- Tiny Krump EmpireHidden69.3%
- First ImprovementHidden68.6%
- A Pile of TeethHidden68.6%
- learning to krumpHidden67.8%