It’s Alive! (And Slightly Unhinged)

Well well well… look who showed up.

After months of crafting, tweaking, breaking things, fixing them (sometimes), and embracing pure tavern chaos, the game is now officially released 🎉

You can jump in, throw hands (responsibly), explore the madness, and hopefully have a great time doing it.

Now here’s the part where we awkwardly lean on the counter and ask for a favor:

If you enjoyed your time in the game, whether you laughed, struggled, or just appreciated the sheer absurdity of it all, please consider leaving us a review on the Steam store page.

It genuinely helps us:

• Get noticed by more players

• Keep improving the game

• Justify all the times we said “this is a good idea”

And if you didn’t enjoy it… well, maybe give us a second chance before throwing tomatoes pls

Thanks again for being here at launch. You’re officially part of the story now and honestly, we couldn’t have done it without you!

Now go forth. Cause mild chaos. And maybe leave a review on your way out 👀