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Take me, Vitaly

Also known as Take me, Vitaly, steam:2144590, take me vitaly

Do you remember the Scary Movie? I do ;) So... In every woman's life, there comes a moment when she walks into the wrong door... The last thing I remember is a masquerade party at a nightclub and a tall, muscular man with a Belarusian accent who offered to buy me a cocktail...

Last update
2 Aug 2026
Players now
3

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Give Vitaly the Wood!

Hello, friends! You asked for it - we made it happen! Money finally has a purpose! Because now you can Give Vitaly the Wood! To do this, go to the leaderboard in the lobby of Vitaly’s mansion and pick up the Wood undern…

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Top picks from 80 Steam achievements, sorted by player unlock rates.

  • Thank you for tuning in!Start a New Game96.0%
  • Damn, i'm looking good!See yourself in a mirror93.9%
  • I did pressed!Be caught by Vitaly for a first time91.2%
  • SchubladeOpen the Schublade88.7%
  • Skibidi bop-bop-bop, yes-yes!Hide in the Toilet79.5%
  • Anime is Crap!Amen67.5%