The legends that brought you I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling present... STEAMULATOR 2018. Balance players, developers, money, and morality as you curate all your favorite games in this epic storefront challenge!
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changedThe legends that brought you I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling present... STEAMULATOR 2018. Balance players, developers, money, and morality as you curate all your favorite games in this epic storefront challenge!
changedNote: This game is purely for parody. You will not actually be releasing any games or making any real money. Side effects of 'Steamulator 2018' may include: nausea, upset stomach, crossed eyes, long sighs as you realize how much more you could be doing with your life, deep regret purchasing this parody game and all your life choices up to this point. I mean really... like, remember that time in high school when that thing happened to you... man, how would things have turned out if you had handled that differently... oh well, you'll never know now, but at least you can rail against the injustice of it all by complaining loudly about this "game" on the internet. Hey maybe you can even get these stupid devs fired, that would really show 'em... If you experience any of these things for more than 4 hours, consider calling your doctor immediately, or play any real game...* The Mutant Entertainment Studios Team
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changedThe legends that brought you I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling present... STEAMULATOR 2018. Balance players, developers, money, and morality as you curate all your favorite games in this epic storefront challenge!
changedNote: This game is purely for parody. You will not actually be releasing any games or making any real money. Side effects of 'Steamulator 2018' may include: nausea, upset stomach, crossed eyes, long sighs as you realize how much more you could be doing with your life, deep regret purchasing this parody game and all your life choices up to this point. I mean really... like, remember that time in high school when that thing happened to you... man, how would things have turned out if you had handled that differently... oh well, you'll never know now, but at least you can rail against the injustice of it all by complaining loudly about this "game" on the internet. Hey maybe you can even get these stupid devs fired, that would really show 'em... If you experience any of these things for more than 4 hours, consider calling your doctor immediately, or play any real game...* The Mutant Entertainment Studios Team
The legends that brought you I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling present... STEAMULATOR 2018. Balance players, developers, money, and morality as you curate all your favorite games in this epic storefront challenge!
*Note: This game is purely for parody. You will not actually be releasing any games or making any real money. Side effects of 'Steamulator 2018' may include: nausea, upset stomach, crossed eyes, long sighs as you realize how much more you could be doing with your life, deep regret purchasing this parody game and all your life choices up to this point. I mean really... like, remember that time in high school when that thing happened to you... man, how would things have turned out if you had handled that differently... oh well, you'll never know now, but at least you can rail against the injustice of it all by complaining loudly about this "game" on the internet. Hey maybe you can even get these stupid devs fired, that would really show 'em... If you experience any of these things for more than 4 hours, consider calling your doctor immediately, or play any real game...* The Mutant Entertainment Studios Team
