Update log
Full Starship Troopers: Extermination update
The complete published notes, normalized for clean reading and source attribution.
Extracted changes
- Gameplay
- Performance
Troopers!
While Terran Command is still reviewing your overwhelmingly enthusiastic response to last year’s breakout hit, Bugs & Kisses 2: Would You Like to Know More… About My Feelings?, we regret to inform you that a sequel is… temporarily delayed pending morale evaluations, psychological reviews, and several strongly worded complaints from Terran Command.
However, discipline is the backbone of functioning society. And nothing says discipline like proper hygiene.
Gear up, trooper! Because cleanliness is no longer optional… it’s survival.
Welcome to Operation Stalwart Sanitation!
A brand-new limited-time game mode that drops you straight into the aftermath of humanity’s dirtiest victories. The battlefield isn’t just crawling, it's caked. Plasma scorch marks, Arachnid residue, burnt Bugs, and the unmistakable remains of glorious combat litter every inch of the frontlines.
And Command has issued a directive:
Clean it up…
All of it.
Suit up with the XU-9 Spitshine to clean even the most stubborn alien contamination. Deploy across active warzones from the fortified outposts to emergency landing zones that must be cleared immediately for incoming reinforcements.
Watch as layers of grime, ichor, and battlefield debris peel away under the force of your precision jets. Restore order. Reclaim territory. Remind the galaxy that humanity doesn’t just win wars…… we leave them spotless.
But don’t get comfortable.
This isn’t a leisurely scrub. This is a timed operation. Every mission runs against the clock, and every second wasted puts the Federation at risk. Landing zones must be operational. Defensive positions must be decontaminated. Supply routes must be cleared.
If you fall behind, reinforcements don’t land. If reinforcements don’t land… you already know the rest.
Plan your routes. Prioritize high-risk zones. Determine what gets cleaned and what gets left for the next unfortunate squad.
And stay alert, trooper.
Because not everything on the battlefield is as lifeless as it looks.
Operation Stalwart Sanitation will be available for deployment from April 1st through April 15th. We ask all troopers to participate in this critical initiative to maintain Federation standards of cleanliness, safety, and overwhelming superiority.
Remember:
A clean battlefield is a controlled battlefield. A controlled battlefield is a victorious battlefield.
Do your part. Reduce. Reuse. Recycle those Bug corpses in the name of the Federation.
Operation Stalwart Sanitation - Scrub Hard. Stay Sharp. Serve Clean.
Introducing Bomber Bites! - "Bursting with Flavour!"
For our Citizen seeking Juniors! This is your chance to do your part before school!
Introducing Bomber Bites™, the latest Federation-approved breakfast cereal inspired by the brave troopers of the Mobile Infantry. Engineered for maximum morning performance, each serving is packed with crunchy, Bug-bursting flavor clusters and fortified with 100% of your daily vitamins —fueling the next generation of heroes we proudly look forward to our youngest cadets enlisting. (Parental permission required. Citizenship pending.)
Every bowl delivers a blast of victory with our signature “Bombadier Burst” pieces. And now, for a limited time, we’re deploying a new cinnamon combat ration flavor! Sweet, bold, and just a little bit explosive, it’s guaranteed to wake you up faster than an alarm at 0600. Just add milk and watch as your breakfast transforms into a frontline simulation of delicious triumph.
But that’s not all, cadets.
Every box of Bomber Bites™ now includes a collectible M11 Marauder Mechanical Biped Toy! That’s right your very own mini combat walker, modeled after the legendary M11 Marauder units used by elite troopers across the galaxy. Built for tabletop deployment, each unit is ready for action:
Patrol your kitchen perimeter
Defend against imaginary
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