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Steam News26 March 20263mo ago

🚨 SOMETHING HAS GONE WRONG 🚨

At some point this was supposed to be a normal game. Now it’s Splatchinko. You launch eyeballs into space. They hit things. Planets explode. Numbers go up. Reality becomes questionable.

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addedI kept adding stuff and now I’m not sure if:

At some point this was supposed to be a normal game.

Now it’s Splatchinko.

You launch eyeballs into space. They hit things. Planets explode. Numbers go up. Reality becomes questionable.

I kept adding stuff and now I’m not sure if:

  • it’s a game

  • a simulation

  • or a mistake that gained sentience

Anyway — the DEMO is OUT NOW.

👉

Play it. Break it. Tell me if it makes sense. Or don’t.

👉 Wishlist if you survive.

Good luck.

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Steam News / 26 March 2026

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