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Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher

Also known as Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher, sjpp, socrates jones pro philosopher

Debate for your life against brilliant thinkers, poke holes in their arguments and cause them to freak out— or just tell them their faces are ugly. NONSENSE!

Last update
16 Jun 2026
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Pro Philosopher Fan Argument Competition!

A number of you have expressed interest in Pro Philosopher's arguments and engine, and expressed an interest in being able to make your own arguments for the games. So! We're hosting a little contest. We will make the w…

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Top picks from 8 Steam achievements, sorted by player unlock rates.

  • Oh, DeerComplete the tutorial chapter of Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher.83.0%
  • Holy MolyComplete the first debate of Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher.70.9%
  • Subjective VictoryComplete the second debate of Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher.66.8%
  • Humbug!Complete the third debate of Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher.61.7%
  • Utility FutilityComplete the fourth debate of Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher.58.3%
  • Achievement; Check!Complete the fifth debate of Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher.56.1%