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The High Seas Update

Our first themed and biweekly update! Hey guys today we have 2 new characters for you the pirate a treasure loving scallywag and the weirdly familiar fish!

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addedOur first themed and biweekly update! Hey guys today we have 2 new characters for you the pirate a treasure loving scallywag and the weirdly familiar fish! They both have pretty unique move sets with moves like summoning crew mates and the bouncing around in a giant bubble. There also a new stage the pirate ship! Battle your friends as you sail the seven seas on this new unique map.
addedWe've also finally implemented a way to talk to people with a brand new text chat! We know this has been one of the core issues people have had with the game so I'm happy we've finally implemented a solution. Voice chat is also coming but I was pretty focused on fixing the previous mic bug so I was only able to finish implementing a text chat. We'll also be doing a character select revamp for our next update I know it looks a little scuffed with the chat there currently ːsteamfacepalmː.
addedSwapping to biweekly has gone really well it's allowed us to work on things that we were scared to touch when we were on weekly updates. This should lead to faster progress on the game overall and it's honestly a lot easier on us stress wise. Also let me know what you guys think of the themed update we plan to do more in the future so I hope you guys enjoy it. That's about it let me know if you guys run into any new issues thanks and see you at our next update!
changedPirate ship map
changedAll Dishes now interact with character (Before the lid and the pizza interacted)

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addedOur first themed and biweekly update! Hey guys today we have 2 new characters for you the pirate a treasure loving scallywag and the weirdly familiar fish! They both have pretty unique move sets with moves like summoning crew mates and the bouncing around in a giant bubble. There also a new stage the pirate ship! Battle your friends as you sail the seven seas on this new unique map.
addedWe've also finally implemented a way to talk to people with a brand new text chat! We know this has been one of the core issues people have had with the game so I'm happy we've finally implemented a solution. Voice chat is also coming but I was pretty focused on fixing the previous mic bug so I was only able to finish implementing a text chat. We'll also be doing a character select revamp for our next update I know it looks a little scuffed with the chat there currently ːsteamfacepalmː.
addedSwapping to biweekly has gone really well it's allowed us to work on things that we were scared to touch when we were on weekly updates. This should lead to faster progress on the game overall and it's honestly a lot easier on us stress wise. Also let me know what you guys think of the themed update we plan to do more in the future so I hope you guys enjoy it. That's about it let me know if you guys run into any new issues thanks and see you at our next update!
changedPirate ship map
changedAll Dishes now interact with character (Before the lid and the pizza interacted)

Our first themed and biweekly update! Hey guys today we have 2 new characters for you the pirate a treasure loving scallywag and the weirdly familiar fish! They both have pretty unique move sets with moves like summoning crew mates and the bouncing around in a giant bubble. There also a new stage the pirate ship! Battle your friends as you sail the seven seas on this new unique map.

We've also finally implemented a way to talk to people with a brand new text chat! We know this has been one of the core issues people have had with the game so I'm happy we've finally implemented a solution. Voice chat is also coming but I was pretty focused on fixing the previous mic bug so I was only able to finish implementing a text chat. We'll also be doing a character select revamp for our next update I know it looks a little scuffed with the chat there currently ːsteamfacepalmː.

Swapping to biweekly has gone really well it's allowed us to work on things that we were scared to touch when we were on weekly updates. This should lead to faster progress on the game overall and it's honestly a lot easier on us stress wise. Also let me know what you guys think of the themed update we plan to do more in the future so I hope you guys enjoy it. That's about it let me know if you guys run into any new issues thanks and see you at our next update!

Changes:

Text chat

Pirate

Fish

Pirate ship map

Diver Get over here

Stun time of second hit 0.3 sec → 0.2 sec

Chef Eat Up

All Dishes now interact with character (Before the lid and the pizza interacted)

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Steam News / 6 March 2026

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