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Full Simp Simulator update
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Hey Simps!
What changed
- Security
This update brings a few things. You can finally give money directly to the queen and get rewarded for it. By that I mean, after certain amount in "donations" given to the queen, you'll get "Bath Water" (in game item) that will speed you up, as well as make her take clothes off when certain amount is reached.. Just like in real life. Or somewhat close to it.
There are now also in-game achievements, including the "secret" one. Just to give you a tip, it has something to do with a specific amount "donated" to the queen. I'd suggest you play around and see if you could exploit a few things.. ;)
Aside from mentioned, there are other minor fixes to the game.
At the end of the day, get back to simping, peasant!
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