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SHAKESPEARE? More like THIRSTspeare, amirite?
Also known as SHAKESPEARE? More like THIRSTspeare, amirite?, shakespeare more like thirstspeare amirite, shakespeare-more-like-thirstspeare-amirite
A human dating sim about writing a furry dating sim.
Last update
21 May 2026
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20 updates
February 2026
- Patches, 2.18.2026Made it so infinite hunts can't happen after 12 Upped hunt limit to 12 Put/Moved the variable for hunts subtraction in the actual capture files Fixed: Typos
- The 10-Year Sale!!!!!Ten years, ten games.
January 2026
- 2026: Sales, Games, etc.2025 was a year of change for us. We tried new sales strategies, especially in Summer Sale and Retail Halloween, that failed spectacularly while also giving us the data that we needed to move forward. We also noticed th…
- PShakes: Date?, patch 1.19.2025READDED: New depots for base game
- Furries 1, patch 1.5.2026FIXED: Image pathing for some Wren scenes
- Dino 2022, patch 1.4.2026ADDED: New flags - FIXED: Broken quests
- Rainbow Hollow, Patch 1.1.2026FIXED: Typos Happy 2026!
December 2025
- HAMLET XMAS, Parch 12.25.2025ADDED: Beta Testers to Credits
- MIDSUMMER, patch 12.21.2025MOCED: Pathing for DLC - FIXED: Areas where images do not show up in the Tutorial segments - FIXED: Typos - ADDED: Beta Testers to Credits
- STEAM WINTER SALE 2025!It's that time of year again! When everyone loses their minds! But in a festive, mob mentality way! Celebrate the end of the year with video games that are cheaper than normal!
- Lear, patch 12/15/2025FIXED: Typos, Credits Page
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Community progression
Top picks from 28 Steam achievements, sorted by player unlock rates.
- Writer's Block: A1Wrote Act 1 of Two Gentlemen of Verona.60.0%
- Thirstlore: College TownLearned the name of your town.50.0%
- OBJECTION!Pronounce to the world that you have it bad for Centaurs.35.0%
- Writer's Block: A3Wrote Act 3 of Two Gentlemen of Verona.35.0%
- Writer's Block: A2Wrote Act 2 of Two Gentlemen of Verona.35.0%
- Comedy of ErrorsCompleted the game with a majority of Funny choices.30.0%