THE GREAT EN-POLL-ENING

Have you ever wondered how Pro Philosopher works? Well wonder no more! Pro Philosopher runs on a custom scripting language that allows us to deliver almost twice the amount of philosophy per statement compared to other leading brands. That's a completely made up statistic that you can trust!

We want to share exactly how making Pro Philosopher 2 works! But this isn't a normal behind-the-scenes peek, oh no. We are going to be writing the greatest argument of all time, and YOU are going to decide who is doing the arguing and what they are arguing about!

We will then record the entire scripting process, from writing dialogue to coding the argument itself, and share the entire journey with you on TikTok!

Inspired by the incredibly humble legacy of John Locke, democracy shall rule the day. Make your vote count!

Head over to Twitter to pick our first challenger from Confucius, Locke, and Jennifer!

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Then you get to join our Discord to choose our second contender between Machiavelli, The Arbiter, and Ari.

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Finally, take a jaunt over to our Tumblr to choose the topic of debate. I could tell you the options, but I don't want to spoil it for you.

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We're sure you already have some favorites among all these incredible candidates, so don't be afraid to campaign for your bias!

Each of these polls is only going to last a day, so don't wait! Head over immediately to participate in...

THE GREAT EN-POLL-ENING