The Item Overhaul

The Item Update: There are now three types of vending machines, each with their own unique array of drinks to choose from! These machines are distinguished by their drink size offering, with larger drinks being stronger and more rare! Also, 15 entirely new drinks have been added!

• New Item: V8

• New Item: Reign

• New Item: Chocolate Milk

• New Item: Expired Milk

• New Item: Dr. Pepper

• AdjustedNew ItemReduced Fat Milk

• New Item: Strawberry Milk

• New Item: C4

• New Item: Pilk (Pink Milk)

• New Item: Rain Bucket

• New Item: Lightning in a Bottle

• New Item: Monster

• New Item: Ghost

• New Item: Franks Red Hot

• New Item: Baja Blast

• Color Rework: Pink (sets next shop size to Gallon)

General Changes: As always, there are a variety of other changes aimed at semi-balancing the game, reducing bugs, and increasing the overall quality of life.

• QOL: Items based on Color use no longer are offered if playing with Clear

• QOL: "TrikRTreat" Cauldrons are more visible on Halloween map

• AdjustedQOLMost item descriptions were changed in an effort to be more clear

• QOL: When using auto-aim, player won’t shoot if there are no targets

• AdjustedBalanceIncreased difficulty of Exorcist (for true nightmare difficulty enthusiasts)
• AdjustedBalanceDOT affect speed reduced

• Balance: Color Cooldowns don’t automatically reset each wave

• AdjustedBalanceSlightly increased I-Frame duration when damaged

• Balance: Multiple changes to existing items to balance them with their rarity

• Balance: Favorite Color Yellow bullet mirroring range now scales with bullet range

• Balance: “Heal the Sick” Sacrament health regen buffed

• AdjustedBalanceIncreased how much blood Leech must collect before healing player

• Balance: Righteous Rifle shots now pierce by default

• Balance: Slight nerfs to Jester and Dredge Possession items

• Bug Fix: Can no longer get soft-locked in Ignis arena by leaving bounds

• Bug Fix: Jester Possession item can no longer activate while in shops

• Bug Fix: Winning game with Leech no longer can cause a crash

A Personal Favor: Lastly, I would like to ask you all a big personal favor. It appears as though I can't add trading cards, profile backgrounds, etc until the game reaches a certain player count. Thus, I would ask that you all share the game with a friend or two to help spread the word! I have no desire to ever ask a cent of anyone through this game, but I think it would be really fun to be able to offer more of the cool Steam client side cosmetics that I currently can't add. Thank you for your consideration, and for coming to my Ted Talk!

That's all for now! Stay safe, and good luck with your next vending machine run!