Priest Simulator: Vampire Show is FINALLY available in FULL VERSION!

We've thanked you a few times already, but there's no such thing as too many thank-yous. So here it is again: thank you for being part of, let’s not kid ourselves, the most important adventure of our professional lives. It’s still a bit too early for a proper postmortem where we could dive into all the highs and lows, but that moment will definitely come. We've been working on this project for... I don’t even know how long anymore, probably around six years, and honestly, it might be Priest that influenced us more than we influenced Priest.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/950620/Priest_Simulator_Vampire_Show/

It’s been amazing that so many of you played and reviewed the game, streamed it, created art, did cosplays, listened to Gruzja, had fun with us on social media, and that I got to meet so many of you in person—especially at concerts. Asmodev is still here because of you ready to work on new projects. Life is sad and meaningless, and yet you still managed to smile. Bravo to you, you freaks.

Her Ghost DLC

Free is the best price but unfortunately we have to live (promise, it won't last long), so it's just cheap. Her Ghost is an add-on containing a quest that continues the events of Vampire Show. Kinda funny, seriously cringe, one of a kind. That is, it's one of a kind in the same way as Heavy Duty and Vampire Show, which makes it one-third of a kind.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2947900/Priest_Simulator_Her_Ghost_DLC/

Priest Simulator: Vampire Show | Full Release Changelog

Added/New

• Added the raid quest

• Added the meeting in the church basement

• Added particles for car kills

• Added missing VO

• Added sound effects to the basement

• Added a sound effect for collecting offerings

• Added particles to the baseball bat

• Added new character models

• Added collision to Wickerman’s backpack

• Added your photos in balaclavas

• Added lip-sync for Satanists

• Added Kremuva retrospectives and the associated quest

• Added a few cutscenes to clarify the story

• Added translations for tutorials

• Added the ability to mark all exorcisms on the map

• New: Her Ghost DLC

Improvements

• Improved door textures

• Improved enemy weapon particles

• Improved the wheel menu cheat sheet

• Optimized game saving

Changes

• Modified the cutscene of Diabolina converting the Christianists

• Modified LODs

• Adjusted NPC spawn points to be consistent with cutscenes

• Changed triggers that activate cutscenes

Fixes

• Fixed the acetylene cutscene

• Fixed NPCs holding items

• Fixed menu links

• Fixed overlapping audio tracks

• Fixed collisions in the church

• Fixed object disappearance bugs

• Fixed an issue where Torpedo woke up too early, making the funeral quest nonsensical

• Fixed the exorcism win/lose system, which could break the game

• Fixed animation glitches in many cutscenes

• Fixed glitches on Orlok's mask

• Fixed a bug where Melissa would leave the table and start wandering

• Fixed task tracking after completing an exorcism

• Resolved a potential game lock in the "French Connection" quest

• Resolved the disappearing Vamela bug after the first exorcism quest

• Resolved an issue with the missing task to change the time

Other

• Disabled radio at the start of the game

• Blocked the ability to spin the slot machine again after winning a prize

• Enabled access to the haunted house next to the casino

• Extended the exorcism ending screen display

Removed

• Removed a lock that sometimes remained after the cannon cutscene

• Removed an invisible collision near the bakery

• Removed the ability to reset attack animations

In addition to the changes listed above, we decided not to include (in the list, not patch) over 1,000 fixes and tweaks because, honestly, nobody would read through them all. We're talking about thrilling stuff like fixing typos, tweaking voice-over sounds, and zapping micro-bugs that would make even the most devout patch note reader lose faith. Yes, we could have listed every corrected “i before e” and every adjustment to the subtle hum of NPC whispers but we figured you’d rather enjoy the game than scroll through a list longer than the Book of Psalms. You're welcome.

If something doesn't sit well with you, feel free to file a complaint—preferably right under this post. We're leaving Early Access, but we're always (un)happy to fix what needs fixing.