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Steam News3 February 20265mo ago

🚨 POUBELLE CITY – RELEASE COMING VERY, VERY SOON! 🚨

Here is a translation that captures the gritty, satirical, and slightly chaotic tone of your project.

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changed⏳ RECOMMENDED ARRIVAL TIMEThe opening of the borders is imminent. Closer than the next health inspection, and certainly faster than a response to one of your administrative complaints.
addedYOUR ACCESS PROTOCOL:In accordance with municipal decree, all visitors are required to identify themselves before arrival. Adding the game to your WISHLIST is the only valid registration procedure. Don’t just stand on the platform watching the dumpsters go by: register now to be notified as soon as the city is authorized to welcome you.
changedYOUR ACCESS PROTOCOL:(Non-binding document. The Mayor's Office declines all responsibility in the event of violence during your visit to Poubelle City.)

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changedThe opening of the borders is imminent. Closer than the next health inspection, and certainly faster than a response to one of your administrative complaints.
addedIn accordance with municipal decree, all visitors are required to identify themselves before arrival. Adding the game to your WISHLIST is the only valid registration procedure. Don’t just stand on the platform watching the dumpsters go by: register now to be notified as soon as the city is authorized to welcome you.
changed(Non-binding document. The Mayor's Office declines all responsibility in the event of violence during your visit to Poubelle City.)

Here is a translation that captures the gritty, satirical, and slightly chaotic tone of your project. I’ve used "Trash City" for "Poubelle City," as it flows well in English, but "Poubelle City" could also be kept if you want to maintain the French flavor.

REPUBLIC OF POUBELLE CITY

GENERAL DIRECTORATE OF TOURISM AND ROAD MAINTENANCE

INFORMATION NOTE N°2026-VSTR – TERRITORIAL ACCESS

🗑️ To all future visitors,

The Municipal Administration of Poubelle City is pleased to inform you that the city gates are about to open. THE TOURIST SITE IS DECLARED COMPLIANT.

After months of patching holes in the code and hunting down bugs, the infrastructure is finally ready. We have survived an overdose of low-grade caffeine just to offer you the most unsanitary experience of your life.

🛠️ INFRASTRUCTURE STATUS

Only a few last-minute adjustments and a quick coat of paint remain. Poubelle City is officially ready for your Steam library. Prepare for a total immersion into our local heritage.

The opening of the borders is imminent. Closer than the next health inspection, and certainly faster than a response to one of your administrative complaints.

YOUR ACCESS PROTOCOL:

In accordance with municipal decree, all visitors are required to identify themselves before arrival. Adding the game to your WISHLIST is the only valid registration procedure. Don’t just stand on the platform watching the dumpsters go by: register now to be notified as soon as the city is authorized to welcome you.

"Poubelle City: Come for the charm, stay because you’re stuck under a pile of garbage."

(Non-binding document. The Mayor's Office declines all responsibility in the event of violence during your visit to Poubelle City.)

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Steam News / 3 February 2026

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