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Steam News7 April 201511y ago

The Fifth Mystery Image has arrived!

OMG! What is that? One thing for sure is I hope it’s friendly. Hey maybe it’s just some guy that spent too many hours at the gym pumping up a bunch of already over-pumped muscles.

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changedOMG! What is that? One thing for sure is I hope it’s friendly. Hey maybe it’s just some guy that spent too many hours at the gym pumping up a bunch of already over-pumped muscles. That’s likely just a pointy hat he is wearing but I don’t know what those other things sticking out of his back are. Angel wings maybe or some kind of unusual and unfortunate birth defect? Man what is that nasty stench that’s all around him? Does anyone besides me smell the distinctly foul odor of open sores and rotting milk? Whatever it is, it seems to be seeping from this repulsive man mountain. His voice is like the roar of a dozen freight trains and attracts what looks like an army of the dead. I don’t know about you but I think I’m going to do my best to try and steer clear of this walking, talking steroid factory and his decomposing minions.

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changedOMG! What is that? One thing for sure is I hope it’s friendly. Hey maybe it’s just some guy that spent too many hours at the gym pumping up a bunch of already over-pumped muscles. That’s likely just a pointy hat he is wearing but I don’t know what those other things sticking out of his back are. Angel wings maybe or some kind of unusual and unfortunate birth defect? Man what is that nasty stench that’s all around him? Does anyone besides me smell the distinctly foul odor of open sores and rotting milk? Whatever it is, it seems to be seeping from this repulsive man mountain. His voice is like the roar of a dozen freight trains and attracts what looks like an army of the dead. I don’t know about you but I think I’m going to do my best to try and steer clear of this walking, talking steroid factory and his decomposing minions.

OMG! What is that? One thing for sure is I hope it’s friendly. Hey maybe it’s just some guy that spent too many hours at the gym pumping up a bunch of already over-pumped muscles. That’s likely just a pointy hat he is wearing but I don’t know what those other things sticking out of his back are. Angel wings maybe or some kind of unusual and unfortunate birth defect? Man what is that nasty stench that’s all around him? Does anyone besides me smell the distinctly foul odor of open sores and rotting milk? Whatever it is, it seems to be seeping from this repulsive man mountain. His voice is like the roar of a dozen freight trains and attracts what looks like an army of the dead. I don’t know about you but I think I’m going to do my best to try and steer clear of this walking, talking steroid factory and his decomposing minions.

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Steam News / 7 April 2015

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