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v0.0.12 - Dress for the job you want~

Hey girls, massive legend, new hire here! I’m Cacaul and you’re Ethan (at least one of you might be), and today we’re going to discuss the effects of rifle shuffling a deck of cards.

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Hey girls, massive legend, new hire here! I’m Cacaul and you’re Ethan (at least one of you might be), and today we’re going to discuss the effects of rifle shuffling a deck of cards. Well, I’m going to write about it, you’re going to read it and weep (it’s sad 😿).

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  • Store
  • Balance
  • Maps
addedHey girls, massive legend, new hire here! I’m Cacaul and you’re Ethan (at least one of you might be), and today we’re going to discuss the effects of rifle shuffling a deck of cards. Well, I’m going to write about it, you’re going to read it and weep (it’s sad 😿).
changedWhat 's that? Three 🥉paragraphs done and we haven’t mentioned the game at all? (You lost ha ha) Okay okay, before the head honcho gets irked, here’s a topic for you: Cosmetics! We got customization going on, so now you too can play a little bit of ‘dress-up’ before you go ‘kill-up’ some ‘goon-ups’.
changedWe’ve got: hats (socks for your head), mouths, mustaches, masks and/or bandanas (socks for ya mouth), eyes and glasses! You can also change your player color 🌈for a little more personality on whatever accessory you decide to rock, giving you the chance to look like a regional variant of your friend if you decide to match wardrobes.
changedWell, that’s about all that I could say this week, hope you guys managed to learn a thing or two. And don’t forget that these topics will be on the test next thursday (don’t be out of touch). That all being said, I should mention next time I will be talking about what it means to make maps and levels in a game, and how that’s been going for the ‘Plan b4’ wizards.

Plan B4: Proceed with the Plan A changes

addedHey girls, massive legend, new hire here! I’m Cacaul and you’re Ethan (at least one of you might be), and today we’re going to discuss the effects of rifle shuffling a deck of cards. Well, I’m going to write about it, you’re going to read it and weep (it’s sad 😿).
changedWhat 's that? Three 🥉paragraphs done and we haven’t mentioned the game at all? (You lost ha ha) Okay okay, before the head honcho gets irked, here’s a topic for you: Cosmetics! We got customization going on, so now you too can play a little bit of ‘dress-up’ before you go ‘kill-up’ some ‘goon-ups’.
changedWe’ve got: hats (socks for your head), mouths, mustaches, masks and/or bandanas (socks for ya mouth), eyes and glasses! You can also change your player color 🌈for a little more personality on whatever accessory you decide to rock, giving you the chance to look like a regional variant of your friend if you decide to match wardrobes.
changedWell, that’s about all that I could say this week, hope you guys managed to learn a thing or two. And don’t forget that these topics will be on the test next thursday (don’t be out of touch). That all being said, I should mention next time I will be talking about what it means to make maps and levels in a game, and how that’s been going for the ‘Plan b4’ wizards.

First we need to establish how my week has been: not that peachy 🍑pink, I can’t lie. My boo-boo bears, I am sad to say that out of the last six days I only slept perfectly comfy on sunday, and that’s such a sad day to do anything that that rest felt completely wasted. Of course, I did also have a nice, but thin, pepperoni pizza 🍕on friday, so I suppose all was redeemed in advance.

I have been writing more 📝(other than this thing I’m forced into by the head of superiors) and I even found a pen that can be erased. Now, maybe you can tell me, WHAT is the point of an erasable pen? I’d just use a pencil then, I want that ink 💧to STAY on those papers. Permanent record of lucidity and sanity. It’s cloudy today by the way, very delightful.

This is where I posted from before being hired - they replicated it in game. That thing is also on my head IRL. 🎣

What 's that? Three 🥉paragraphs done and we haven’t mentioned the game at all? (You lost ha ha) Okay okay, before the head honcho gets irked, here’s a topic for you: Cosmetics! We got customization going on, so now you too can play a little bit of ‘dress-up’ before you go ‘kill-up’ some ‘goon-ups’.

We’ve got: hats (socks for your head), mouths, mustaches, masks and/or bandanas (socks for ya mouth), eyes and glasses! You can also change your player color 🌈for a little more personality on whatever accessory you decide to rock, giving you the chance to look like a regional variant of your friend if you decide to match wardrobes.

Mustard yellow or oily orange? You too can look just perfectly inconspicuous in your next mission 😉

Speaking of regional variations, can you believe it got sunny now? I am going to cry ☹🙁. No news on the gnomes either, I can’t even tell you where all my posters and signs have gone, my walls are blankety blank, weird. Do any of you play ‘Magic the Gathering’? I’m trying to come up with a bracket 1 or 2 commander list for a green/black deck with cards I found but everyone around here plays freaky powered-up pre-cons, which makes me feel like a lobotomized gecko🦎.

Well, that’s about all that I could say this week, hope you guys managed to learn a thing or two. And don’t forget that these topics will be on the test next thursday (don’t be out of touch). That all being said, I should mention next time I will be talking about what it means to make maps and levels in a game, and how that’s been going for the ‘Plan b4’ wizards.

I’ve been good at getting this message to pop up. Wonder what that means. 🤷‍♀️

Take care, join or discord on the link below and remember to brush your vegetables and eat microplastics on your toothbrush. 💋🦷

🎉👯‍♂️ https://discord.gg/Y7P6raz6F 👯‍♀️🥳

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Steam News / 1 June 2026

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