Pixel Gun 3D: PC Edition
Steam News 12 May 20269d ago

New objectives from Intern 0

📻 A minute of your attention, citizens of San-Blockcisco. ☢️ Effective immediately, the PGA is assuming control of the task force overseeing the Pixelstorm crisis. On behalf of the organization, I thank everyone who he…

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📻 A minute of your attention, citizens of San-Blockcisco.

☢️ Effective immediately, the PGA is assuming control of the task force overseeing the Pixelstorm crisis. On behalf of the organization, I thank everyone who helped coordinate emergency response efforts. Your cooperation is appreciated.

🕴️ My designation is Agent— …ahem… Intern 0.

👀 As you are aware, the anomaly has manifested across multiple worlds, and PGA forces are currently spread thin. I have been assigned to oversee the rift in San-Blockcisco. Please remain calm. You are in capable hands.

🐉 At this time, we are developing countermeasures. San-Blockcisco will serve as the primary testing ground for my method. One of the PGA’s secured assets — specimen Basilisk-878 — is central to this plan.

💠 This juvenile basilisk can absorb and adapt to various energy types. By exposing 878 to Pixelstorm samples, we expect it to attune to the anomaly and generate a stable protective field. In other words, Basilisk-878 may suppress the Pixelstorm’s radiation.

🧪 Your objective is to collect altered matter samples and deliver them to HQ. The restriction on approaching the anomaly is now lifted. Be advised: the area remains highly dangerous.

🫴 If successful, Basilisk-878 will guide us through the storm. Further instructions will follow.

📴 Good luck. Intern 0 out.

🫣 Whew… I thought my heart was going to jump out of my chest! Live broadcasts are… terrifying.

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👉 Let's collect samples.

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Steam News / 12 May 2026

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