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- Patchman vs. Red Circles
Dirty Land - Our New Game!
Dirty Land is a videogame about real estate, crime, and desperation, inspired by classic sales movies of the 80s and 90s. Step into the shoes of Frank Marsh, a newly hired salesman for Pure Sky Properties, a real estate…
Announcement - Patchman vs. Red Circles
Episode Two - Coming Soon
STEAM - COMING SOON Check out the Steam Coming Soon page for Episode Two: http://store.steampowered.com/app/798630/Patchman_vs_Blue_Squares/ Please follow and add to your wishlist! :) KICKSTARTER - LIVE NOW! We're also…
Store1 change - Patchman vs. Red Circles
Episode Two - Coming Soon
STEAM - COMING SOON Check out the Steam Coming Soon page for Episode Two: http://store.steampowered.com/app/798630/Patchman_vs_Blue_Squares/ Please follow and add to your wishlist! :) KICKSTARTER - LIVE NOW! We're also…
Store1 change - Patchman vs. Red Circles
It's Always Been Episode One...
Hi! Notice anything different? After long deliberation, this package has been renamed to PATCHMAN VS. RED CIRCLES (again!) and most likely won't be updated with further episodes. Why? Because we are making the second ep…
Patch notes4 changesGameplay - Patchman vs. Red Circles
It's Always Been Episode One...
Hi! Notice anything different? After long deliberation, this package has been renamed to PATCHMAN VS. RED CIRCLES (again!) and most likely won't be updated with further episodes. Why? Because we are making the second ep…
Patch notes4 changesGameplay - Patchman vs. Red Circles
Only One Week Left to Win Your Mug!
Do you want a unique coffee mug proclaiming how GREAT you are? And how you're not even Patchman? Well, you have until the end of December to log your score on our leaderboards. CLAIMING TOP SPOT We currently have 14 eli…
Patch notes1 changeGameplay - Patchman vs. Red Circles
Only One Week Left to Win Your Mug!
Do you want a unique coffee mug proclaiming how GREAT you are? And how you're not even Patchman? Well, you have until the end of December to log your score on our leaderboards. CLAIMING TOP SPOT We currently have 14 eli…
Patch notes1 changeGameplay - Patchman vs. Red Circles
Five Languages Added!
Japanese, French, Russian, Spanish, and German! Full menu, story, comic book, and level name translations (basically everything important in the game) have been added to our game. With the help of many friends, who just…
Store1 change - Patchman vs. Red Circles
Five Languages Added!
Japanese, French, Russian, Spanish, and German! Full menu, story, comic book, and level name translations (basically everything important in the game) have been added to our game. With the help of many friends, who just…
Store1 change - Patchman vs. Red Circles
Out of Early Access
Launch is a go!! Don't be Patchman? But you ARE Patchman! So how do you stop being him? We can think of one way... We've built, played, battered, and finalized the first episode of the game. Twenty Steam Achievements ar…
Announcement1 changeGameplay - Patchman vs. Red Circles
Out of Early Access
Launch is a go!! Don't be Patchman? But you ARE Patchman! So how do you stop being him? We can think of one way... We've built, played, battered, and finalized the first episode of the game. Twenty Steam Achievements ar…
Announcement1 changeGameplay - Patchman vs. Red Circles
LEADERBOARD CONTEST + TRADING CARDS
LEADERBOARD CONTEST: At the end of the year we'll be sending out Championship Coffee Mugs to the top players on our Steam leaderboards! We'll take a snapshot of the best scores at the end of each year, post them, and if…
Announcement1 changeWorkshop - Patchman vs. Red Circles
LEADERBOARD CONTEST + TRADING CARDS
LEADERBOARD CONTEST: At the end of the year we'll be sending out Championship Coffee Mugs to the top players on our Steam leaderboards! We'll take a snapshot of the best scores at the end of each year, post them, and if…
Announcement1 changeWorkshop - Patchman vs. Red Circles
SHOVEL AXED BY THE HOE
After a lot of debate, we've made a significant change to our game mechanics. The hoe, shovel, and axe have all been modified and placed in different levels. Why? Part of the reason is that the hoe was always supposed t…
Announcement1 changeWorkshop - Patchman vs. Red Circles
SHOVEL AXED BY THE HOE
After a lot of debate, we've made a significant change to our game mechanics. The hoe, shovel, and axe have all been modified and placed in different levels. Why? Part of the reason is that the hoe was always supposed t…
Announcement1 changeWorkshop - Patchman vs. Red Circles
EPISODE ONE: BETA HAS ARRIVED!
I am very proud to announce the release of DON'T BE PATCHMAN: EPISODE ONE. What is Episode One? There weren't any episodes before! Well, the game has grown too big, so now there are episodes. Each island is an episode.…
Announcement1 changeCompatibility
