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v1.1.402Paddlenoid v1.1.402 update
Steam deck compatibility upgrade. We tested, verified, and made sure of it; Paddlenoid is also fun on the Steam Deck 😊
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Paddlenoid
Also known as Paddlenoid, p, paddlenoid
Greetings, fellow human! Think you're a one-pod wonder? Break through 33 chaotic levels, take down 3 bosses, and bend the galaxy to your will. Play solo or with a friend. Just remember: ignore the glitch crystals!
Last update
21 May 2026
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Browse past updates and patch notes for this game.
- March 2026
- Paddlenoid v1.1.304 updateFixed an issue where using a controller and quickly starting or restarting a level could cause menu sounds to play during gameplay.
- Paddlenoid v1.1.302 demo updateSmall quality update. Help text now explains how earning stars unlocks levels No longer showing artifacts in the border on really wide or high monitor setups.
- Paddlenoid v1.1.301 demo updateQuality of life improvements to the demo as we're moving Paddlenoid closer to release. Controller related changes: Go to the in-game menu when a controller unplugs Show a legend when entering your highscore with a contr…
- February 2026
- Paddlenoid v1.1.203 demo updateLast minute - are we sure we should do this - Steam Next Fest update! Fix a problem with earned stars not counting if it wasn't a high score Direct demo players to the other episodes after completing one episode Add sou…
- Paddlenoid v1.1.201 demo updateThe big Steam Next Fest demo update! Changes: Shoot down enemy projectiles. Activating the turret has a sound effect. Help text is now accessible directly from the in-game menu. The big animated billboards in city 2 are…
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Community progression
Top picks from 15 Steam achievements, sorted by player unlock rates.
- Entropy DetectedBeat the first area.66.6%
- Broke the SurfaceBreak 100 bricks.62.5%
- What Was That?Collect your first glitch crystal.45.8%
- CoinisseurCollect 100 coins.29.1%
- Smashing SuccessBreak 1000 bricks.16.6%
- Dragon ScaledComplete the jungle episode.16.6%