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Paddlenoid

Also known as Paddlenoid, p, paddlenoid

Greetings, fellow human! Think you're a one-pod wonder? Break through 33 chaotic levels, take down 3 bosses, and bend the galaxy to your will. Play solo or with a friend. Just remember: ignore the glitch crystals!

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21 May 2026
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v1.1.402Paddlenoid v1.1.402 update

Steam deck compatibility upgrade. We tested, verified, and made sure of it; Paddlenoid is also fun on the Steam Deck 😊

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Community progression

Top picks from 15 Steam achievements, sorted by player unlock rates.

  • Entropy DetectedBeat the first area.66.6%
  • Broke the SurfaceBreak 100 bricks.62.5%
  • What Was That?Collect your first glitch crystal.45.8%
  • CoinisseurCollect 100 coins.29.1%
  • Smashing SuccessBreak 1000 bricks.16.6%
  • Dragon ScaledComplete the jungle episode.16.6%