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OnlyCans: Thirst Date

Also known as OnlyCans: Thirst Date, onlycans thirst date, onlycans-thirst-date

Feel The Fizz Inside You™ with the brand new Shize™ Collection!

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19 May 2026

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AnnouncementPublished 02 Jan 2026

Wishlist Polyarmory Now!

Hello Shizeheads... it's been a while! We're excited to share that a brand-new game - crafted by a mix of familiar faces from the original Onlycans team and some fresh talent - is launching this coming February for FREE…

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May 2021
Achievement Update HotfixWe have released an update that fixes a bug causing two achievements to not be unlockable. -The Shize BoardAnnouncement28 May 2021
The Achievement UpdateIt is with great pride that we release the final update for OnlyCans, in the form of the Achievement Update. You should now be able to unlock all the achievements in the game, and if you've played before, you'll get the…Announcement1 changeUI/audio25 May 2021
April 2021
Achievement Update now in Beta TestingHello Shizeheads™! We're in the process of adding Steam Achievements to the game using our patented Shize™ LLC Achievement Management System™ - but we need a few days to check its all working on a live beta build for ou…Announcement1 changeCompatibility19 Apr 2021
February 2021
We're releasing a small patch with a few tweaks to the Hot and Steamy Collection's flow based on our experiences watching all your lovely streams on Twitch and Youtube! It's been amazing to drop in on all the streams an…3 changesGameplaySecurity19 Feb 2021
Happy Valentines Day, Everyone! ːheartː We're releasing a small patch with a few minor bug fixes before we go on our company mandated month-long holiday. Here are the patch notes: Updated Front End so that Begin Session…7 changes1 numericFixSecurity14 Feb 2021
Post-Launch HotfixWe have pushed a small update to the game - this should hopefully enable some more users on low-end systems to play the game on the lowest settings. The Shize BoardAnnouncement12 Feb 2021

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