The Oh…Sir! The Summer Blockbuster Season is here! – Hot New Content Coming All Month Long
Are you tired of everyone in your life insisting that you have to go outside to have fun just because it’s summer? Are you sick of sweating through all of your fanciest soft linen jackets and expensive dockers?
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addedAre you tired of everyone in your life insisting that you have to go outside to have fun just because it’s summer? Are you sick of sweating through all of your fanciest soft linen jackets and expensive dockers? According to new research*, interpersonal insults hit their annual peak over the summer months as tempers flare in the stifling sun. To mark this offensive occasion, we’re super excited to announce the Oh…Sir! Summer Blockbuster Season ! That’s right, we have so much free new content coming that we decided to just throw one big month-long party. Don’t worry though, everyone is invited to this summer insult-a-thon, because we have a whole host of new updates coming to both Oh..Sir! The Insult Simulator and its equally disrespectful progeny Oh…Sir! The Hollywood Roast. There’s just so much content coming that we decided to employ the most powerful tool of Western Society, the bullet point list, to make sure that we can explain them all…..so cover any heat sensitive eyeballs, because here’s the scorching list of upcoming Free updates.
addedOh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator:Brand New Free Celebrity Character Postal Dude: We’ve been listing to all of your endless, incessant, and borderline hurtful requests for one of the most infamous characters in video game history. We couldn’t be prouder to announce that we’ve been working closely with the distinguished humans at Running With Scissors to add the one-and-only protagonist of the Postal series, the Postal Dude as a playable character! He is fully armed to the teeth with a barrage of devastating put-downs and isn’t afraid to use them on anyone and everything. Not only that, all of these weapons of verbal destruction will be delivered by the original Postal voice actor Rick Hunter! - Coming July 25th
addedOh…Sir! The Hollywood Roast:Brand New Playable Character Jane Blunt: Visit “Casino Quarter Pounder” with the spy who will roast you - Jane Blunt, on her majesty’s silly service. She’s a view to an insult, but not necessarily for your eyes only. So don’t be an octopussy - roast and let roast, than roast some more another day. The burns are forever! (are those enough Bond references? Can we please go home now?) – Available Now!
addedOh…Sir! The Hollywood Roast:New Custom Voice Recorder Tool For Character Creator Feature + Modding Contest Launch: This new tool will allow anyone to record-and-upload their very own VO to their custom character. We’re so excited to see what defamatory monstrosities you lovely gentlemen will create that we’re putting together a Modding Contest! Participants will be able to win a mountain of free games from our overlords at Gambitious and other indie brethren. One especially creative slanderer will even win a brand new NVIDIA GTX 1070 GPU! We will be announcing the full list of prizes and rules for this contest soon, so please keep an eye on this space – Coming July 18th
addedOh…Sir! The Hollywood Roast:So stop pretending you have anything better to do, and join us for this unforgettable insult-a-thon celebration. Because this summer, the only thing hotter than the weather, is the roasted corpses of your opponents! *so new it hasn’t been researched yet, you armpit of an arachnid’s uncle
Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator changes
addedAre you tired of everyone in your life insisting that you have to go outside to have fun just because it’s summer? Are you sick of sweating through all of your fanciest soft linen jackets and expensive dockers? According to new research*, interpersonal insults hit their annual peak over the summer months as tempers flare in the stifling sun. To mark this offensive occasion, we’re super excited to announce the Oh…Sir! Summer Blockbuster Season ! That’s right, we have so much free new content coming that we decided to just throw one big month-long party. Don’t worry though, everyone is invited to this summer insult-a-thon, because we have a whole host of new updates coming to both Oh..Sir! The Insult Simulator and its equally disrespectful progeny Oh…Sir! The Hollywood Roast. There’s just so much content coming that we decided to employ the most powerful tool of Western Society, the bullet point list, to make sure that we can explain them all…..so cover any heat sensitive eyeballs, because here’s the scorching list of upcoming Free updates.
addedBrand New Free Celebrity Character Postal Dude: We’ve been listing to all of your endless, incessant, and borderline hurtful requests for one of the most infamous characters in video game history. We couldn’t be prouder to announce that we’ve been working closely with the distinguished humans at Running With Scissors to add the one-and-only protagonist of the Postal series, the Postal Dude as a playable character! He is fully armed to the teeth with a barrage of devastating put-downs and isn’t afraid to use them on anyone and everything. Not only that, all of these weapons of verbal destruction will be delivered by the original Postal voice actor Rick Hunter! - Coming July 25th
addedBrand New Playable Character Jane Blunt: Visit “Casino Quarter Pounder” with the spy who will roast you - Jane Blunt, on her majesty’s silly service. She’s a view to an insult, but not necessarily for your eyes only. So don’t be an octopussy - roast and let roast, than roast some more another day. The burns are forever! (are those enough Bond references? Can we please go home now?) – Available Now!
addedNew Custom Voice Recorder Tool For Character Creator Feature + Modding Contest Launch: This new tool will allow anyone to record-and-upload their very own VO to their custom character. We’re so excited to see what defamatory monstrosities you lovely gentlemen will create that we’re putting together a Modding Contest! Participants will be able to win a mountain of free games from our overlords at Gambitious and other indie brethren. One especially creative slanderer will even win a brand new NVIDIA GTX 1070 GPU! We will be announcing the full list of prizes and rules for this contest soon, so please keep an eye on this space – Coming July 18th
addedSo stop pretending you have anything better to do, and join us for this unforgettable insult-a-thon celebration. Because this summer, the only thing hotter than the weather, is the roasted corpses of your opponents! *so new it hasn’t been researched yet, you armpit of an arachnid’s uncle
Are you tired of everyone in your life insisting that you have to go outside to have fun just because it’s summer? Are you sick of sweating through all of your fanciest soft linen jackets and expensive dockers? According to new research*, interpersonal insults hit their annual peak over the summer months as tempers flare in the stifling sun. To mark this offensive occasion, we’re super excited to announce the Oh…Sir! Summer Blockbuster Season! That’s right, we have so much free new content coming that we decided to just throw one big month-long party. Don’t worry though, everyone is invited to this summer insult-a-thon, because we have a whole host of new updates coming to both Oh..Sir! The Insult Simulator and its equally disrespectful progeny Oh…Sir! The Hollywood Roast. There’s just so much content coming that we decided to employ the most powerful tool of Western Society, the bullet point list, to make sure that we can explain them all…..so cover any heat sensitive eyeballs, because here’s the scorching list of upcoming Free updates.
Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator:
Brand New Free Celebrity Character Postal Dude: We’ve been listing to all of your endless, incessant, and borderline hurtful requests for one of the most infamous characters in video game history. We couldn’t be prouder to announce that we’ve been working closely with the distinguished humans at Running With Scissors to add the one-and-only protagonist of the Postal series, the Postal Dude as a playable character! He is fully armed to the teeth with a barrage of devastating put-downs and isn’t afraid to use them on anyone and everything. Not only that, all of these weapons of verbal destruction will be delivered by the original Postal voice actor Rick Hunter! - Coming July 25th
Oh…Sir! The Hollywood Roast:
AddedBrand New Playable Character Jane BluntVisit “Casino Quarter Pounder” with the spy who will roast you - Jane Blunt, on her majesty’s silly service. She’s a view to an insult, but not necessarily for your eyes only. So don’t be an octopussy - roast and let roast, than roast some more another day. The burns are forever! (are those enough Bond references? Can we please go home now?) – Available Now!
AddedNew Custom Voice Recorder Tool For Character Creator Feature + Modding Contest LaunchThis new tool will allow anyone to record-and-upload their very own VO to their custom character. We’re so excited to see what defamatory monstrosities you lovely gentlemen will create that we’re putting together a Modding Contest! Participants will be able to win a mountain of free games from our overlords at Gambitious and other indie brethren. One especially creative slanderer will even win a brand new NVIDIA GTX 1070 GPU! We will be announcing the full list of prizes and rules for this contest soon, so please keep an eye on this space – Coming July 18th
AddedSmall Screen Stars Free DLC ReleaseLive out all of your millennial dreams by playing as some of your favorite YouTube and Twitch stars by downloading this free DLC pack. It includes notable stars such as JackSepticEye, ZombiUnicorn, EatMyDiction, and ThinkNoodles - Available First week of August
So stop pretending you have anything better to do, and join us for this unforgettable insult-a-thon celebration. Because this summer, the only thing hotter than the weather, is the roasted corpses of your opponents! *so new it hasn’t been researched yet, you armpit of an arachnid’s uncle
