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【通神榜】X【贪婪大地】捆绑包来啦！
Do you like Wuxia or Sci-fi? Or do you want all of them? Then here's your chance! The launch of the [Noobs want to live] X [Greed land] bundle is now available! Two very positive VS like games join hands to bring a spec…
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Noobs Want to Live
Also known as Noobs Want to Live, noobs want to live, noobs-want-to-live
Noobs Want to Live is a fast-paced roguelike featuring several characters and a large pool of skills to choose from (that synergize with one another, too!) Fight, kill, grow. Each run is a new chance to create a steamrolling build!
Last update
9 Jun 2026
Players now
22
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1
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- November 2023
- The Steam Game Awards is coming! Would you guys vote for us?Hello everyone! The Steam Game Awards is coming! If has brought joy and relaxation to everyone in the upcoming year, that would make our greatest honor! Now that the Steam Game Awards selection has…
- October 2023
- v1.2.4 Updatedv1.2.4 has been updated. 1.Fixed missing materials for Swing, Fury Slash, and Spitfire Tower series skills 2.Fixed the damage error of Darts series skills after obtaining Death By A Thousand Hammers. 3.Fixed the problem…
- September 2023
- 【Noobs want to live】Join Steam SHMUP FEST! 23% off!【Noobs want to live】Join Steam SHMUP FEST! 23% off! Welcome to this endless Pixel Battle!
- [ 1.2.3 updated] Tiny bug fixFix the problem of misaligned text on the settlement page.
- August 2023
- [1.2.2 Updated] Bug fixes and optimization1.Fixed incorrect text. 2.Fixed the problem with the logic of pressing the back button in character comics. 3.Synergy page can be returned by pressing the back button 4.Fixed the problem of stats display in character up…
- April 2023
- 【v1.2.0 Updated】New Endless Mode add! More than thirty kinds of events!v1.2.0： 1.New Endless Mode (more than thirty kinds of events and no cap on character values). 2.New skins and comics of Snappy Bobcat and Foxy Lady. 3.New achievements for unlocking skins of Snappy Bobcat and Foxy Lady.…
- 《通神榜》正在参与「东方游戏文化周」活动！Hi Dear players! Here we are at Estern Game Fest! We are also cooking new content too! Please stay Tuned!
- March 2023
- [V1.1.2updated] Localization Added! Bug fixes and optimization.v1.1.2 ： 1.Fixed the problem that the arrows of the arrow tower do not disappear. 2.Fixed the problem of the blood bar display of the summoned arrow tower of Miss Shirker's Divinity. 3.Fixed the problem of mismatch betw…
- 【V1.10 Version Updated】Something New! New Stage! New Characters! New Skills!Updated Now! 15% off discount comming soon! v1.1.0 Something New! English localization is not finished yet, and will update the text within a week. 1.New Difficulty. 2.New characters: Snappy Bobcat, Foxy. 3.Added 5 new…
- February 2023
- 【V1.05】Bug fixes.【V1.05】 1.Fix the incorrect damage of fireball of Flame Monkey. 2.Fix the stuck problem caused by Jade Court series skills 3.Added the bonding hint when the skills related to Synergy that have been put together. 4.Fix t…
- [1.04 Version Updated] Bug Fixes and some nerf.1.Fixed the problem that bottled Gas and its high level skills do not disappear when the active skills are released after Great Beauty has passed Divinity; the active skills can not trigger the bottled Gas now. 2.Fixed…
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Top picks from 124 Steam achievements, sorted by player unlock rates.
- Silverring Exterminator 1Silverrings to exterminate: 5093.8%
- Big Purrings 1Big Purrings to exterminate: 193.7%
- Entering PeachvilleClear Difficulty I 1 time91.4%
- Big Rockies 1Big Rockies to exterminate:191.1%
- Let's Synergize BabySynergies to unlock: 190.8%
- Death's Cold Embrace 1Times to kick the bucket: 188.6%