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Hello N.O.R.M.s
What changed
- UI and audio
- Gameplay
- Performance
- Balance
No Time For Pants changes
This smaller update focuses on performance smoothing, item and loot balance refinements, and a handful of quality-of-life fixes across combat, UI, and progression systems. Several long-standing micro-stutters tied to interactions have been addressed, alongside targeted tuning to gear, loot pools, and enemy spawns.
Thank you, as always, for the continued reports and feedback - they directly shape these improvements.
🛠️ OPTIMIZATIONS
Fixed stutter when weapons are dropped into the world or equipped
Fixed stutter when picking up consumable items (medical items, batteries, ammo)
General runtime smoothing related to inventory and equipment interactions
⚖️ ITEM BALANCE UPDATES
Electronic Ear Protection
Moved to the Head equipment slot
Can now be worn with helmets
Toggle hearing protection on/off to:
Muffle gun sounds
Reveal active enemy spawn points
Fixed SMG Mk II using incorrect ammo (now uses pistol ammo)
Semi-Auto Rifle
Now drops in the Uncommon loot pool
Mini Battle Rifle
Converted to semi-automatic
Now drops in the Uncommon loot pool
Moved Back Pack Mk1 to Uncommon loot pool
Fixed Splatterblaster snap point naming issues
Fixed Power Armor Mk III attachment point
Reduced gas protection provided by:
Bandanas
Balaclavas
Slightly increased heat generation on the Laser Pistol
💎 LOOT BALANCE
Added an additional drop-chance layer within item quality
Allows finer control over loot dispersion
Improves variety without inflating rarity tiers
👹 ENEMY SPAWN BALANCE
Added additional spawn points that:
Have a chance to appear at later alert levels
Fixed a bug preventing some spawn points from activating correctly
🖥️ UI UPDATES
Consolidated all pop-ups into a single UI Canvas
Fixed Elevator objective popup sizing issues
🧩 CONTENT
Added Gym Bag as a Common backpack option
Small graphical update to the Cleaning Robot
Known Issues -hover info-popup for gear attachments is currently not working If you encounter issues after this update, please let me know — especially if they’re tied to inventory or equipment interactions.
IF YOU’RE ENJOYING THE GAME
Leaving a review on Steam is still the single most impactful way to support No Time For Pants.
Discord: https://discord.gg/7DS7gS2WvR
Enjoy!
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