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Last update29 May 2026
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Peter Sale
Peter has decided it is time for a sale, so a sale it will be.
Announcement - no the baby
Achievement Update
Enjoy tons of new achievements, more bug and stability fixes
Announcement1 changePerformance - no the baby
no the crazy update
added sensitivity slider to pause menu - added an easy mode - bug fixes
Announcement1 changeGameplay
