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myFloppy is here!

So if you're thinking about adopting a pet, there are a couple of things you should know: Dogs will run up your water bill. Cats will eat your lilacs. Birds come with a limited warranty. Domesticated skunks are only allowed as pets in 17 states. These pets will all die. They will leave you.

Consider adopting a myFloppy virtual pet: Floppy only pees in cyberspace, not in your laundry hamper. Floppy will not die, although he may hate you. Floppy is a 2 time competitive jetpack racing champion. Floppy has a cooler house than you. Floppy can remove all of the creme filling from Oreos using only two swift an well executed movements.

Adopting a Floppy is your calling and now is the time. You can make a difference in the life of a Floppy for only a few short minutes a day. Download now!