The Warming Signs Update is here, hopefully not too late!

It’s that most wonderful time again, but, this year, the tidings are kind of bleak. We just couldn't get ourselves in the holiday mood, while out there the polar bears are turning brown and bright Scandinavian kids are getting bullied by boomers.

So, like the many cold showers we’re about to take next summer, here’s what you can expect from the Warming Signs Update:

3 Bleak New Characters:

• SHELLY, the Turtle

Seagulls, sharks and now this. After many distressing encounters, Shelly had finally had enough of deep-sea littering. “It was the plastic straw that broke the camel’s back.” said Shelly as he began swimming towards the colder, Scandinavian waters, which would eventually lead to his demise.

• CLAYTON, the Mudman

Having started off as your run-of- the-mill enchanted snowman, Clayton didn’t live up to his name until later in life. The gift of sentience quickly became a tragic curse, for once the snow had melted away, all that was left was filth.

• FRAM, the Brown Polar Bear

What at first glance appeared to be a tiny spot of poo, was soon revealed to be something even fouler. Try as he might, Fram the polar bear just couldn’t get the damned thing off his otherwise pristine fur. Little did he know that this was the beginning of a new phase in his life - browning up.

Other Small Changes

• Twitch Integration Fixes - Some of our favorite broadcasters reported game freezes and crashes when you guys spammed too many PogChamps in chat. This should now be fixed.

• Environmentally Themed Guilt-trips - Because without any winter, there can’t really be any winter updates anymore. No pressure!

Thanks for sticking around for yet another year of Move or Die. See you next decade! - The TAG team