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Galgenbeck Lines Contest Winners (or Losers)

Greetings Cursed Walkers, You submitted your best and worst lines for our Galgenbeck citizens and during the weekend we teamed up with Nohr to select a handful of them.

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Greetings Cursed Walkers, You submitted your best and worst lines for our Galgenbeck citizens and during the weekend we teamed up with Nohr to select a handful of them. The general quality was very high (or very low), we are very proud of our players but we had to narrow our choice down.

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changed"Submit to Verhu, accept the end!" by Devin Neuendorf - "Hard monday. Like other days." by Mep - "Life is heavier than death." by David McCloskey - "At least my teeth keep me company." by elitekoala - "Maybe I'll just let the curse take me..." by Luis "Gaffy" Lopez - "Come on, you don't think I'd stab you for a third time, do you?" by Desdemonical - "Why does the itching only get worse..." by Kael Yosenick - "What next?" by Blaster - "I miss seeing the sun." by Tony Hsieh - "What's with the washing? This filth never goes away." by Rugose Kohn - "I wonder what Anthelia would think if she saw me like this." by Daniel Staples - "Death is a blessing." by TURM - "By the pearls of Kulvan, what a catastrophe!" by Z. Mann Zilla - "Day after day the living don't get any easier." by Mizu BlackRiver - "First they raise the taxes... Now this!" by Alexander Prysce - "I dream of colorful horses." by zero hope - "This place sucks, the world is not ending quick enough." by Daniel Chaves - "We are surrounded in misery. Even the trees here are in misery." by Werner Herzog by way of Erik Olsen (the goatman) - "My wife left me..." by Ashbeard - "We are just rotting dust." by Francesco Gangemi - "I hope they let me sit down once the world is over..." by johnnyshock00 - "Let the good times roll." by Mouse - "That damn merchant and his prices!" by August - "I can hear the voice of HIM calling to me." by joseph galloway arnold - "Could you stop bleeding, please?" by Fishkiller - "The rats will gnaw your bones one way or another." by Eli Herman - "No such thing as a goblin curse...right?" by Jyacobo - "Does this look infected?" by Nathan Seibert - "The water is low and the duck doesn't float." by Diego What do you think of these lines? They will be implemented in the next update, but for now let's celebrate in Misery. All Praise Yetsabu-Nech

MÖRK BORG Heresy Supreme changes

changed"Submit to Verhu, accept the end!" by Devin Neuendorf - "Hard monday. Like other days." by Mep - "Life is heavier than death." by David McCloskey - "At least my teeth keep me company." by elitekoala - "Maybe I'll just let the curse take me..." by Luis "Gaffy" Lopez - "Come on, you don't think I'd stab you for a third time, do you?" by Desdemonical - "Why does the itching only get worse..." by Kael Yosenick - "What next?" by Blaster - "I miss seeing the sun." by Tony Hsieh - "What's with the washing? This filth never goes away." by Rugose Kohn - "I wonder what Anthelia would think if she saw me like this." by Daniel Staples - "Death is a blessing." by TURM - "By the pearls of Kulvan, what a catastrophe!" by Z. Mann Zilla - "Day after day the living don't get any easier." by Mizu BlackRiver - "First they raise the taxes... Now this!" by Alexander Prysce - "I dream of colorful horses." by zero hope - "This place sucks, the world is not ending quick enough." by Daniel Chaves - "We are surrounded in misery. Even the trees here are in misery." by Werner Herzog by way of Erik Olsen (the goatman) - "My wife left me..." by Ashbeard - "We are just rotting dust." by Francesco Gangemi - "I hope they let me sit down once the world is over..." by johnnyshock00 - "Let the good times roll." by Mouse - "That damn merchant and his prices!" by August - "I can hear the voice of HIM calling to me." by joseph galloway arnold - "Could you stop bleeding, please?" by Fishkiller - "The rats will gnaw your bones one way or another." by Eli Herman - "No such thing as a goblin curse...right?" by Jyacobo - "Does this look infected?" by Nathan Seibert - "The water is low and the duck doesn't float." by Diego What do you think of these lines? They will be implemented in the next update, but for now let's celebrate in Misery. All Praise Yetsabu-Nech

So, without further ado, here are the selected lines, and the cursed authors of those lines in no particular order:

  • "Submit to Verhu, accept the end!" by Devin Neuendorf - "Hard monday. Like other days." by Mep - "Life is heavier than death." by David McCloskey - "At least my teeth keep me company." by elitekoala - "Maybe I'll just let the curse take me..." by Luis "Gaffy" Lopez - "Come on, you don't think I'd stab you for a third time, do you?" by Desdemonical - "Why does the itching only get worse..." by Kael Yosenick - "What next?" by Blaster - "I miss seeing the sun." by Tony Hsieh - "What's with the washing? This filth never goes away." by Rugose Kohn - "I wonder what Anthelia would think if she saw me like this." by Daniel Staples - "Death is a blessing." by TURM - "By the pearls of Kulvan, what a catastrophe!" by Z. Mann Zilla - "Day after day the living don't get any easier." by Mizu BlackRiver - "First they raise the taxes... Now this!" by Alexander Prysce - "I dream of colorful horses." by zero hope - "This place sucks, the world is not ending quick enough." by Daniel Chaves - "We are surrounded in misery. Even the trees here are in misery." by Werner Herzog by way of Erik Olsen (the goatman) - "My wife left me..." by Ashbeard - "We are just rotting dust." by Francesco Gangemi - "I hope they let me sit down once the world is over..." by johnnyshock00 - "Let the good times roll." by Mouse - "That damn merchant and his prices!" by August - "I can hear the voice of HIM calling to me." by joseph galloway arnold - "Could you stop bleeding, please?" by Fishkiller - "The rats will gnaw your bones one way or another." by Eli Herman - "No such thing as a goblin curse...right?" by Jyacobo - "Does this look infected?" by Nathan Seibert - "The water is low and the duck doesn't float." by Diego What do you think of these lines? They will be implemented in the next update, but for now let's celebrate in Misery. All Praise Yetsabu-Nech

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