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Militsioner

Also known as Militsioner, m, militsioner

Every move you make is being followed by a Colossal Policeman. Anger, flatter, disappoint, deceive or even romance him to escape in this kafkaesque immersive sim.

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7 Jun 2026

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Patch notesPublished 21d ago

New Trailer is Out Now!

Greetings, beloved citizens! Long time no see. Were you behaving well? This time we were extra busy working on the game and finally have something to show you. To prevent any unrest caused by lack of updates about HIM,…

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September 2025
Greetings, beloved citizens! We looked at all the feedback you left and some of your comments about already yearning to try the game more in the future, and we thought – why not give you some more time to try out the ga…4 changesMapsGameplayStore03 Sept 2025
Greetings, beloved citizens! Gentle reminder, that you still have time to get into the playtest! You still have two days to explore the town, hide from the Law or… Build some meaningful relationships? Seduce the giant p…3 changesMapsGameplayPatch notes01 Sept 2025
August 2025
Greetings, beloved citizens! Your trial begins NOW! Militsioner Open Playtest has officially started. If you requested access before, check your library for “Militsioner Playtest”. From there you can download it and sta…10 changesGameplayMapsStore20 Aug 2025
Greetings, beloved citizens! We hope you signed up for Militsioner Open Playtest, because it starts soon – the town opens its doors next week! In case you haven’t, there’s still time – simply click the “Request Access”…5 changesGameplayStore13 Aug 2025
June 2025
Greetings, beloved citizens! Your trial starts soon! We’ve decided to open the town’s doors for some time for you to explore – We’re collecting applications for Militsioner open playtest! You can already sign up for it…5 changesGameplayServerStore08 Jun 2025
Greetings, beloved citizens! Welcome to our soon-to-be regular progress reports! In these we’ll keep you posted on new features and changes that happen in our game, as well as share some development insights. There’s a…17 changesFixGameplaySecurity06 Jun 2025
April 2025
Beloved citizens! Yo! Long time no see. Today we have important news to share! We decided to partner with CRITICAL REFLEX to bring the game to new heights. Maybe higher than HIM, who knows? Here’s a new video to celebra…5 changesGameplayStore15 Apr 2025
June 2024
New Gameplay & New DemoYo! We've just released a new gameplay video! In our latest update, we’re introduced a new game mechanic: The Flood. Negative emotions worsen over time or due to your actions. When The Giant is depressed, the rain begin…Announcement3 changesGameplay13 Jun 2024
May 2024
Militsioner Live-Stream | A MAZE.A MAZE. Live-Stream event, showcasing gameplay footage of MilitsionerEvent1 change08 May 2024
January 2024
For quite some time now, we've been developing a kafkaesque immersive-sim game about escaping the ever-watchful colossal Policeman. Our last devlog took us through the process of shaping the game's concept, and now, we'…11 changesFixUI/audioStore29 Jan 2024
December 2023
10 Minutes Of GameplayYo! We've just released a new gameplay video! And we also regularly post our updates on social media: 🔴 Patreon Page: https://patreon.com/tallboys 🔴 Boosty: https://boosty.to/tallboys 🔵 Twitter: https://twitter.com/m…Announcement1 changeGameplay07 Dec 2023

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