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A new Performance Mode has been added!
A new Performance Mode has been added! Struggling to run the game smoothly? This new mode removes trees and reduces sky quality to give your PC some breathing room — making the game significantly more playable on lower-…
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Thank you
Hey everyone, Thanks for all the messages and feedback. I’ve reworked the game while keeping the original graphics, and I also spent time remastering the original orchestral track. It came out better than I expected! Al…
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Meat Beating: No More Horny - Major Update! 🥩💥
Meat Beating: No More Horny is your new satirical arcade reflex obsession: - Slide or Tap: Swipe left/right (or mouse-click) to pile on the beats. Every motion counts! - **Endless Streaks**: Speed & consistency = sky-hi…
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Removed Glowing Hands
Remove Glowing Hands A user said the hands were triggering epilepsy. I'd like to apologize for that within this update personally. Thank you for bring that up. Thank you to everyone who has enjoyed beating their meat an…
Announcement - Meat Beating: No More Horny
Personal Best
A Personal Best info bar was added under Connected / Disconnected. It will not hold any records of any personal best records you made before the update. It will only update once you get too "Horny" and lose the game. It…
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Fixed Achievements
Punching achievements fixed.
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