The British are COMING! Free Expansion + Launch Sale!

I'm so excited to release The British are COMING! expansion!

If you'd like to support us, but are confounded that this huge update is free... Please, leave a positive review if you liked the game -or- gift a copy of the game to someone who could use more culture in their life. ːstachemonocleː

2.0 The British Are Coming Update Master Changelist!

Version 2.00 Huge New Features:

• New third act story: Playthings of the Gods

• New datable executive: Angel Fullbody

• New datable executive: Cashious Villionaire

• Two new buildings: the Tavern & Temple

• New asset upgrades system

• 30 unique rival traits makes your enemies deadlier than ever

• New teamwork system with 60+ unlockable friendship stories

• 100+ new outfits

• 80+ new genstona parts

• New lunch date activities

• New business events

• New burglar event?

• 12 new even smuttier stories from the Smut Peddler

• Secret Ending! Shhhh.

• Secret Art (cover your eyes!)

• 7 new music tracks

Tweaked Features:

• Replay story and dates from the main menu

• You can now unlock costumes from the Smut Peddler

• You now only deal a fraction of your attack when your employee pool is lower than your opponents fisticuffs

• Rebalanced selling equipment to actually be worthwhile

• Active Market Trends now highlight when hovering over the Trade Building with an executive

• Added volume control access earlier in the game

• Updated old Fanny head art during spin-the-bottle

• Tweaked some costumes to be sexier, safer and/or just better

• Added some more environmental effects

• Added option to disable complex particle effects

• Added ability to surrender to rivals

Bugfixes:

• Fixed bug that caused exec icons to get stuck

• Fixed an issue where buildings on the district map were unclickable

• Fixed the seams on some beards and hair

• Fixed being able to unwrap magazines when "click to reveal" was disabled

• Fixed a bug where execs assigned to town square at load would not be actively fighting

• Fixed a bug where kingsmen cost would end up costing way less if you don't have "bottled synergy"

• Fixed some bugs in Pip date 5

• Fixed bugs that could arise while trying to skip new asset animations

• Fixed spelling mistake in final summary screen

• Fixed a bug where you only got 1 heart instead of 2 when dealer busts in blackjack

• Fixed a bug where the hat button was missing from costume change menus during dialogue

• Fixed a bug where the text warning on the smutty magazines would go transparent after subsequent unlocks

• Fixed a bug where the game would sometimes stay paused after exiting the merchant if you had manually paused beforehand

• Fixed a bug that accidentally hid a dozen business events

• So many other fixes I started to lose track to be honest...

Be sure to drop by our discord if you want to meet other fine gents or help us with bug reports or share fan art or really anything. We've got a great community. https://discord.gg/Baj5dp2

Cheers!