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March of the Drunken Sailors
Also known as March of the Drunken Sailors, march of drunken sailors, march-of-the-drunken-sailors
Stop the sailors from getting to their boat to fish the seas. Unite and use the creatures of the sea to prevent this from happening. Use physics to push and pull them off the dock before they can get there in this goofy physics based tower defense.
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1 Jun 2026
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- Well PlayedEarn all three stars and beat the pier72.2%
- Perfect LevelComplete a pier with 3 stars and no sailors reaching the boat61.1%
- Star HobbyistCollect 5 stars55.5%
- Horde of the SeasHave 25 active towers in one game38.8%
- He is the WalrusUpgrade a Mr. Walrus to max level33.3%
- The Bane of SealsBuild 10 Seal Flingers in one game27.7%