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We gave a lizard a jetpack and a rocket launcher, pointed it at a city, and stopped asking questions. The demo is now playable for Steam Next Fest. We are not responsible for what happens next. Neither is the lizard.
No tutorial. No lore. No survivors. Just you, some rocket boots, a tail that explodes for reasons we chose not to investigate, and a town that absolutely had it coming.
Things you can do in the demo: π Jetpack onto a rooftop you have no business being on π Tongue-grab something you'll immediately regret π₯ Tail-bomb a perfectly innocent street π¦ Cause an amount of property damage we're legally advised not to quantify
The demo ends when you hit 10,000 chaos. Some of you will get there in ten minutes. Some of you will get... distracted. Both are correct.
π Play the demo now, and wishlist Lizard Simulator if you'd like to watch the city get worse over time.
Tell us the dumbest thing you blew up. We're keeping score. The score means nothing. Beat it anyway. Couple of us made this. That's the entire QA department, the design team, and the legal counsel that keeps advising against it. No impulse control, no adult supervision. Lizard Simulator Demo
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