Hey, We Have Shirts Now

To celebrate the recent update and demo release, we're releasing t-shirts. Two designs, both extremely serious and deeply artistic:

• “Ready Set Blow!” — the phrase that kicks off every round (if you haven't disabled it)

• “It’s Blow Time!” — the closest thing this game has to a slogan

They’re simple, clean, and very much in the spirit of “this amused us, so we made it.”

If you want one (or just want to see how absurdly official they look), you can check them out here: https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-screw-propellers-store-1/

The shirts will be on sale until April 1st. No joke.

Totally optional, totally for fun. Thanks for playing and for being the kind of people who make this sort of nonsense worth doing.

Ron and Gal were kind enough to model the shirts for us.**

**Obviously, these aren't real pictures. Any similarity to actual persons is coincidental.